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      <H1><I>Freddy Pharkas, <BR>Frontier Pharmacist <BR></I>Manual</H1>
      <CENTER><IMG height=3D624 hspace=3D10=20
      src=3D"http://www.allowe.com/images/FP-manualcover.jpg" =
width=3D412 vspace=3D10>=20
      </CENTER>
      <H3 align=3Dleft>Introduction</H3>
      <P>Mankind has made phenomenal strides in the diagnosis and =
treatment of=20
      disease. No longer are we taking the naive viewpoint of our =
ancestors,=20
      pointing our fingers at the sick and scabrous and crying, =
"Gadzooks, he's=20
      infested by evil spirits and daemons!" No, we now know that the =
root=20
      causes of disease are far less ethereal and far more commonplace: =
some are=20
      caused by the collection of toxins within the system, and some are =
caused=20
      by poorly-shaped or missing bumps on the skull. The former we =
shall=20
      address in this, "The Modern Day Book of Health and Hygiene"; the =
latter=20
      is well covered in my companion volume, "The Modern Day Book of =
Sharp=20
      Blows to the Head."</P>
      <P>To effectively use this book, you will want to stock your =
medicine=20
      chest with the various items listed in part 1, "The Household=20
      Pharmacopoeia." Every item listed can be located for purchase at =
your=20
      local general merchandise store, at a large metropolitan pharmacy, =
or from=20
      me at my associated firm, Lipschitz Excelsior Total Chemicals and=20
      Household Supplies, Catalog available upon request; we feature =
top-quality=20
      merchandise at competitive prices. Write me in care of my =
publisher and=20
      we'll have you stocked and fully prepared for all medical =
emergencies and=20
      home treatments in a thrice.</P>
      <P>In the reference section, you'll find an alphabetical listing =
of many=20
      common ailments and disease, as well as a complete description of =
the most=20
      modern and up-to-date treatments medical science and phrenology =
have to=20
      offer. Some of the treatments are cross- referenced under their =
own=20
      headings, for ease of use.</P>
      <P>Although we have taken great pains to make this the most =
complete and=20
      comprehensive home physician book available, there are no doubt =
questions=20
      you may have concerning treatments and recuperative processes. We =
will be=20
      utterly happy to answer any and all questions put to us, via post, =
at the=20
      nominal charge of $0.55 per question. Stamps are not accepted.</P>
      <P>Herewith, then, to your good health, good fortune, and good=20
healing!</P>
      <H3>PART I: The Household Pharmacopoeia</H3>
      <P>The following is a list of desirable household equipment for =
proper=20
      treatment of common ailments, and for creating the balms, salves, =
liquids=20
      and tablets described forthwith. All items may be purchased =
through us or=20
      at finer pharmacological equipment stores nationwide.</P>
      <P>Note: the usual household medicine cabinet is somewhat on the =
small=20
      side for the amount of equipment we suggest. Therefore, we also =
recommend=20
      a larger than average medicine cabinet to hold this equipment. =
Something=20
      about the size of a small banquet hall should be sufficient.</P>
      <UL>
        <LI>Alcohol Lamp=20
        <LI>Balance &amp; Weights=20
        <LI>Bandages=20
        <LI>Beakers, Assorted Sizes=20
        <LI>Bottles, Assorted Sizes=20
        <LI>Burette Corks, Assorted Sizes=20
        <LI>Cotton Balls=20
        <LI>Cotton Swabs=20
        <LI>Crosscut Saw=20
        <LI>Crucible Flasks, Assorted Sizes=20
        <LI>Funnels, Assorted Sizes=20
        <LI>Graduated Cylinder=20
        <LI>Undergraduated Cylinder=20
        <LI>Post-Graduated Cylinder=20
        <LI>Litmus Paper=20
        <LI>Gas Spectroscope=20
        <LI>Measuring Spoons=20
        <LI>Medical Dispensing Papers=20
        <LI>Medicine Dropper=20
        <LI>Mortar &amp; Pestle=20
        <LI>Petri Dishes, Assorted Sizes=20
        <LI>Pill-making Machine=20
        <LI>Pipettes=20
        <LI>Pumice Stones=20
        <LI>Retort=20
        <LI>Router=20
        <LI>Spatulas=20
        <LI>Test Tubes=20
        <LI>Test Tube Rack or Holder=20
        <LI>Thermometer (ORAL)=20
        <LI>Thermometer (RECTAL)=20
        <LI>Thermometer (NASAL)=20
        <LI>Thermometer (OUTDOOR)=20
        <LI>Tourniquets </LI></UL>
      <P>You will also require the following chemicals and =
perishables:</P>
      <H4>AFRINIMIACIDE </H4>
      <P>A powerful anti-swelling agent. See: NOSE DROPS</P>
      <H4>AMINOPHYLLIC CITRATE </H4>
      <P>An extremely powerful cure for temporary (Non-Acute) =
flatulence, in man=20
      or beast. Should Aminophyllic Citrate be unavailable, it may be =
created in=20
      the home laboratory: Combine 40 Grams Sodium Bicarbonate with 15 =
ml=20
      Furachlordone. Pour into beaker. Dilute with water to make <BR>100 =
ml. Add=20
      5 grams Magnesium Sulfate, stir the mixture well using only a pure =
glass=20
      rod. Pour into medicine bottle and cork. Mix 1:1000 with =
water.</P>
      <H4>AMMONIA </H4>
      <P>A colorless, pungent gas, achieved through dry distillation of=20
      nitrogenous organic bodies such as blood and bones. Not =
recommended for=20
      synthesis at home. When infused with water, often called "Spirits =
of=20
      Hartyshorn". Soluble ammonia is a decent disinfectant... and it =
doesn't=20
      leave streaks! </P>
      <H4>AMMONIUM CARBONATE </H4>
      <P>Pungent crystals, often called "Smelling Salts".</P>
      <H4>ANALGESIC RUB </H4>
      <P>One of the greatest hoaxes ever perpetrated upon the unwitting =
public,=20
      and a darn fine one, too. Does not actually provide any medication =
as=20
      analgesics work on the brain and not on localized sites. However =
by=20
      creating a stinging or burning discomfort on the skin, it =
effectively=20
      distracts from the ache or pain for which the rub is used. See:=20
      RUBEFACENT. Often fools senior citizens and adults; unfortunately =
children=20
      cannot be deceived quite as easily. A jocular item to keep around =
the=20
      locker room.</P>
      <H4>ANESTHETIC </H4>
      <P>Important to have at all times. Whisky and other high-proof =
alcoholic=20
      beverages will serve; ether, chloroform and a sharp blow to the =
head will=20
      also suffice. Biting down on bullets is only recommended provided =
the=20
      bullet is facing outward from the head and away from innocent =
bystanders.=20
      ANTACID There are numerous antacids available. Most appear to be=20
      combinations of Sodium Bicarbonate and Calcium Carbonate. See: =
SODIUM=20
      BICARBONATE, CALCIUM CARBONATE. Extract of Swiss Lemon Creme is =
useful to=20
      make these more palatable.</P>
      <H4>ASPIRIN </H4>
      <P>An antipyretic, antirheumatic, analgesic pill consisting of the =
acetyl=20
      derivative of salicylic acid. So far, the basic usage seems to be =
for=20
      keeping cut flowers from wilting, but new experimental uses are =
being=20
      explored all the time.</P>
      <H4>BALM </H4>
      <P>An ointment or liniment, rubbed on external sites to provide =
temporary=20
      symptomatic relief of aches, pains, bruises and other localized =
pain. Oil=20
      of Belladonna and Nightshade Jelly are two particularly effective =
balms;=20
      however, it is inadvisable to take them internally.</P>
      <H4>BIMETHYLQUINOLINE </H4>
      <P>A crystalline substance used in the manufacture of certain =
drugs.=20
      Hard-to-find but well worth a trip to the Joliet =
Bimenthylquinnoline Mines=20
      to pick up some freshly hewn granules.</P>
      <H4>BISALICYLATE ANTITOXIDENE </H4>
      <P>Has been found to be an effective, albeit highly powerful, =
compound in=20
      the correction of diarrhea, although it is not normally =
recommended for=20
      individuals due to its extreme concentration and possibility for =
overdose,=20
      with subsequent dire consequences. Best when taken with vast =
quantities of=20
      water. Storage may be a problem due to short shelf life. May be=20
      synthesized as follows: Combine 25 ml of Bismuth Subsalicylate =
with 5 ml=20
      of Orphenamethihydride in a test tube. Heat over flame until =
mixture=20
      begins to boil. Pour into medicine bottle and cork. Remove from =
flame and=20
      dilute with one thousand gallons of water (approximately). Makes =
enough=20
      Bisalicylate Antitoxidene for four thousand doses.</P>
      <H4>BISMUTH ENTEROSALICYLINE </H4>
      <P>Used in the compounding of drugs such as BeinByate, Lezl-E =
Neelcin,=20
      Sudabum, and Quinotrazate.</P>
      <H4>BISMUTH SUBSALICYLATE </H4>
      <P>Primarily prescribed as a stool darkener. Some believe it to be =

      efficacious in a variety of digestive aids.</P>
      <H4>BLEACH </H4>
      <P>A catchall name for any of a variety of chemicals which can =
leech=20
      color, but often referring specifically to Sodium Hypochlorite, an =

      oxidizing compound. Sodium Hypochlorite can also be used as a=20
      decontamination agent for various types of gases. Apply to liver =
spots=20
      thrice daily; will not eradicate liver spots but will certainly =
irritate=20
      them into forming scabs, thus disguising them.</P>
      <H4>BORAX </H4>
      <P>Also known as "20 Mule Team Borax". A white crystalline =
compound used=20
      as an antiseptic, as a food preservative, for various medical =
purposes and=20
      as a flux. Found native as "tincal" and with a sweet, alkaline =
taste.</P>
      <H4>BORIC ACID </H4>
      <P>A white crystalline compound, used as a mild antiseptic and =
sometimes=20
      as a preservative. Found in volcanic lagoons of Tuscany, Italy.=20
Really.</P>
      <H4>CAFFEINE </H4>
      <P>A relatively new ingredient in the home medicine arsenal. =
Currently=20
      used mainly as a flavoring agent in coffee, chocolate, and the new =

      carbonated beverages. But believed by many modern-day physicians =
to soothe=20
      agitated nerves and calm excitable children. Experimentation is =
currently=20
      underway to confirm this.</P>
      <H4>CALAMINE LOTION </H4>
      <P>A soothing pink lotion consisting of zinc and ferric oxide in a =

      suspension. Useful for a variety of skin ailments. Comforting to =
victim,=20
      only because it brings to mind when grandma used to take you for =
long=20
      walks in the poison ivy and then had to slather you with the stuff =

      afterwards. Remember?</P>
      <H4>CALCIUM CARBONATE </H4>
      <P></P>
      <P>Used to provide that much sought-after "chalky" texture for =
antacids,=20
      laxatives, diuretics, and other bowel related liquid medications. =
Can be=20
      synthesized in the home thusly: Take one 5-inch length of =
schoolhouse=20
      chalk. Grind in a mortar until a fine powdery consistency is =
achieved. Use=20
      1 gm powder per dosage as recommended.</P>
      <H4>CALCIUM CITRATE </H4>
      <P></P>
      <P>Added to make certain children's medication more palatable. In=20
      pill-based medications, imparts a malleable texture allowing you =
to mold=20
      the pills into the dinosaur shapes children love to eat (except =
for=20
      Betty)!</P>
      <H4>CARBON </H4>
      <P>Also known as granulated charcoal. Despite the mess and =
inconvenience,=20
      carbon makes a serviceable deodorant, and can even be used to =
filter some=20
      gaseous fumes, such as methane, from air to make it breathable. =
Cheap and=20
      readily available.</P>
      <H4>CASTOR OIL </H4>
      <P>Primarily used to prove to children who's really the boss =
around this=20
      house, and you're gonna take this and go straight to bed or wish =
you had=20
      of!</P>
      <H4>CHLOROFORM </H4>
      <P>A delightful additive to heighten the enjoyment gained from =
certain=20
      highly-alcoholic remedies and elixirs. Also used as a sedative =
with humans=20
      and animals.</P>
      <H4>CODEINE </H4>
      <P>The narcotic of choice when compounding expectorants and couch=20
      suppressants. May create nausea upon consumption; fortunately, the =

      narcotic effect ensures that the patient does not care about the=20
      nausea.</P>
      <H4>COPPER SULFATE </H4>
      <P>Bluestone. Used to achieve a pleasant color in many =
preparations. Can=20
      also be added to non-medicated drinks to produce bizarre and =
amusing=20
      effects. Breaks the ice at parties.</P>
      <H4>COUGH DROPS </H4>
      <P>Edible tablets of soothing or medicinally-treated candy. </P>
      <H4>COUGH SYRUP </H4>
      <P>Some suppress coughs, some cause the patient to expectorate =
<BR>(cough=20
      up phlegm). Preparations that claim to do both are useless and =
cancel each=20
      other out. Can be synthesized at home as follows: to 20 ml=20
      Mercuriomuculate Dioxide, add 15 gm Essence of Butyrachrome. Heat =
slowly=20
      until dissolved. Cool. Stopper. Shake. Dosage: 1 tsp per hour as=20
      needed.</P>
      <H4>DIURETIC </H4>
      <P></P>
      <P>A medication that stimulates the secretion and flow of urine. =
Beer=20
      appears to be extremely efficacious. The saying goes, "You cant =
buy a=20
      diuretic... you can only rent one!"</P>
      <H4>EAR DROPS </H4>
      <P></P>
      <P>Often a gentle formulation of Hydrogen Peroxide, designed to =
slowly=20
      dissolve accumulations of ear wax that may be causing blockages or =

      exacerbating infections. Use caution when applying; remember the =
rule of=20
      thumb: never place anything larger than your elbow in your =
ear.</P>
      <H4>ELIXIR </H4>
      <P>A general term used in hundreds of liquid "patent medicines". =
May=20
      contain herbal or synthetic chemicals, or a combination of those. =
Most=20
      elixirs have, in common, an extremely high alcohol content, often =
up to=20
      95% of the contents of the bottle. Thus, they may be more =
effective in=20
      creating flames than in battling illness.</P>
      <H4>ENTEROMAGNELINE </H4>
      <P>Used in the formulation of Testostearate, Einbinder Digestive =
Salts,=20
      Myomiomy, and other remedies. Warning: Should not be consumed by =
those=20
      with "I'm allergic to Enteromagneline" medic alert badges, medic =
alert=20
      rings, medic alert necklaces, medic alert cloisonnes, or medic =
alert=20
      cameos.</P>
      <H4>EPSOM SALTS See: MAGNESIUM SULFATE</H4>
      <H4>ESTROSTERANE </H4>
      <P>Can be used tom prevent conception after marital relations. =
Normally=20
      available only by prescription. May be produced in the home as =
follows:=20
      Grind 15 gm of Bimethylquinoline crystals and 15 gm of powdered=20
      Metyraphosphate in a mortar. Prepare 5 gm dosages on pure sheets =
of=20
      medicinal dispensing paper. Recommended maximum dosage: 1 box of =
six.</P>
      <H4>ETHYL ALCOHOL </H4>
      <P>The woman who invented the hangover. Also a convenient fluid in =
which=20
      to dissolve many compounds, having a higher solvency factor than =
plain,=20
      boring old water.</P>
      <H4>EYE DROPS </H4>
      <P>Despite claims to the contrary, water is all that is needed in =
most=20
      cases where eye drops or eyewash is required. Eye drops may be =
useful to=20
      flush foreign objects from the surface of the eyeball, or to =
moisten dry=20
      eyes. To prevent dry eyes, try not to rub your eyes with a rough,=20
      absorbent towel.</P>
      <H4>EYEWASH See: Eye Drops</H4>
      <H4>FORMALDEHYDE </H4>
      <P>A toxic, unpleasantly-scented preserving gel. Should any organs =
or=20
      limbs need to be preserved for any reason, plunge immediately into =
a jar=20
      of formaldehyde once the vital fluids have been drained.</P>
      <H4>FURACHLORDONE </H4>
      <P>Used in the manufacture of Aminophyllic Citrate, Limnotic =
Knidphyte,=20
      Chloroslychmun, and other popular medications. Also useful as a =
topical=20
      remedy for poison ivy, poison oak, poison sumac, poison =
honeysuckle, and=20
      poison lily-of-the- valley.</P>
      <H4>IPECAC </H4>
      <P>Usually proffered in syrup form. Causes instant and severe =
vomiting,=20
      useful in the event of accidental poisoning. Also tremendous fun =
when=20
      secretly added to the chocolate syrup dispensers of competing=20
      pharmacies.</P>
      <H4>ISOPROPYL ALCOHOL </H4>
      <P>Used in perfumery and as a solvent; can also be used for =
rubdowns and=20
      as a topical refresher. Bracing. Do Not Drink</P>
      <H4>LAXATIVE </H4>
      <P>A purgative; something that enables the body to better void or=20
      eliminate fecal matter. Psyllium husk is a good natural laxative; =
many=20
      fiber-rich foods also have a natural laxative effect. See: CALCIUM =

      CARBONATE, MILK OF MAGNESIA, MINERAL OIL, PSYLLIUM.</P>
      <H4>LEECHES </H4>
      <P>They're not just for breakfast anymore! Yes, we've discovered =
that=20
      leeches are not only superb delicacies, but useful for cleansing =
the blood=20
      and removing toxins. Standard dosage: three leeches at a time, =
left for=20
      one hour. To draw blood from localized injuries, place the leeches =
on the=20
      bruised or contused sites.</P>
      <H4>LINIMENT See: BALM</H4>
      <H4>LOTION </H4>
      <P>A medicated liquid, usually thick and creamy, used for =
cleansing or to=20
      aid in healing any diseased or contused external area. Most =
topical=20
      remedies may be made into a lotion by suspending in a lanolin=20
Solution.</P>
      <H4>MAGNESIUM SULFATE </H4>
      <P>Commonly known as "Epsom Salts". Not useful per se as a =
medication or=20
      component, but definitely helpful when your epsoms taste a little =
too=20
      bland.</P>
      <H4>MERCURIC CHLORIDE </H4>
      <P>Also referred to as "Zenker's Solution". A strength-building =
compound=20
      useful as an adjunct in male hormone treatments. In just seven =
days, it=20
      can make you a man!</P>
      <H4>MERCUROCHROME </H4>
      <P>Dyes minor flesh wounds bright pink, making them easier for =
others to=20
      spot and comment upon. No medical value whatsoever.</P>
      <H4>METYRAPHOSPHATE </H4>
      <P>An anti-conceptuant when used in conjunction with =
Bimethylquinoline=20
      according to laboratory specs.</P>
      <H4>MILK OF MAGNESIA </H4>
      <P>A milky aqueous suspension of magnesium hydroxide; useful as =
both a=20
      laxative and antacid. See: ANTACID, LAXATIVE. And it tastes good, =
too!=20
      See: CALCIUM CARBONATE</P>
      <H4>MINERAL OIL </H4>
      <P>A generic term encompassing various oils derived from inorganic =
matter,=20
      esp. petroleum &amp; petroleum byproducts An effective laxative, =
See:=20
      Laxative. Really really nasty stuff.</P>
      <H4>MUSTARD PLASTER </H4>
      <P>A thick poultice of powdered mustard and flour, used as a=20
      counterirritant and rubefacient.</P>
      <H4>NEO-SYNECTIDE </H4>
      <P>A powerful anti-swelling agent, used in nose drops and asthma=20
      medications See: NOSE DROPS</P>
      <H4>NITRABYLOCYNINE </H4>
      <P>By itself, an emollient, but when combined with compounds to be =
orally=20
      ingested, Nitrabylocynine aids in the absorption through the =
stomach=20
      lining, Gives you that "get up and GO!" feeling (as well as that =
"get out=20
      of the way!" feeling).</P>
      <H4>NOSE DROPS </H4>
      <P>In case of blockage of the nasal passages, nose drops may be =
prescribed=20
      to shrink swelling of the mucus membranes and thus open breathing =
tubes.=20
      Unfortunately, most nose drops result in "Rebound Effect" wherein =
once the=20
      effects of the drops have worn off, the membranes re-engorge, =
often to an=20
      even greater extent. Disgusting but profitable for the pharmacist! =
</P>
      <H4>ORPHENAMETHIHYDRIDE </H4>
      <P>A desalinization compound. Also a handy substitute for =
vermouth.</P>
      <H4>PEPTICLYMACINE TETRAZOLE </H4>
      <P>Effective aid in treatment of the vapors. Available from =
Furnette=20
      Formulas, Cincinnati , Ohio. Pepticlymacine Tetrazole is an =
acceptable=20
      substitute for Tyloxpolynide. Dispense at 40 ml per bottle.</P>
      <H4>PETROLEUM JELLY </H4>
      <P>A think get of petroleum byproduct, useful to cover first =
degree burns=20
      or to help in the hydration of chapped or dry skin. Also makes a =
fabulous=20
      skin lubricant for those occasions when you anticipate rubbing a =
lot of=20
      skin together.</P>
      <H4>QUINOTRAZATE</H4>
      <P>A highly efficacious and useful mediation when taken orally at =
a dosage=20
      of NTE 60 mg/day. To prepare: to 15 ml. of Dismuth =
Enterosalicyline, add=20
      30 gm of Phenodol Oxytriglychlorate to produce Quinotrazate. Mix =
together=20
      in a glass beaker. Stir the mixture well using only a pure clean =
glass=20
      rod. Process into pill form. Usual dosage is 21 pills.</P>
      <H4>STYPTIC PENCIL</H4>
      <P></P>
      <P>A white chalk-like tube of highly astringent compound, designed =

      specifically to staunch the flow of blood, especially in shaving=20
      accidents. Less useful for larger wounds, such as those involving =
farm=20
      equipment. Indirectly useful for stimulating tear ducts and =
provoking loud=20
      sounds. Available from Ow-Chi Imports, Philadelphia, =
Pennsylvania.</P>
      <H4>SUPPOSITORIES</H4>
      <P>A most unusual and intriguing means of delivering medication to =
the=20
      lower bowels and sigmoid. Consists of a medicated lozenge which =
dissolves=20
      at body temperature, inserted rectally. Good for the treatment of=20
      hemorrhoids and Gere's Gerbil Syndrome.</P>
      <H4>TESTOSTERATE</H4>
      <P>5 ml. of Testosterate administered orally twice daily will add=20
      masculinity to the lightest male. To prepare: Combine 10 ml. of=20
      Phenolsulphonphthalien liquid with 30 gm. of Enteromagneline =
powder in a=20
      beaker. Bring to a boil. Allow to cool ever so slightly before =
adding 5=20
      gm. of Reserpicline Oxide. Dilute with enough Nitrabylocynine to =
make 75=20
      ml. of Testosterate. Stir. Pour into medicine bottle and cork.</P>
      <H4>TETRACYCLINE </H4>
      <P>An experimental drug, but one worth taking for certain =
unmentionable=20
      diseases (like the Pox... whoops, now we mentioned it). Try 500 mg =
4x=20
      daily for 10 days. Sure did the trick for me; now Lulu and I are =
good=20
      friends again.</P>
      <H4>THIOURACILIUM</H4>
      <P>First of a new class of drugs called "analgesics," designed to =
relieve=20
      tension and ache in the anal region. Two tablets every four hours =
as=20
      needed.</P>
      <H4>TYLOXPOLYNIDE</H4>
      <P>An effective aid in the treatment of the vapors. Not possible =
to=20
      synthesize in the home laboratory, however, substitutions are =
permissible.=20
      (See: PEPTICLYMACINE TETRAZOLE.) Available from D. B. Aze &amp; =
Sons,=20
      Baltimore, Maryland.</P>
      <H4>UREAPHILOFINE</H4>
      <P>Liquid version of Ureaphine, used to alleviate the dreaded =
"purple=20
      urine" syndrome common to small children who have ingested purple =
crayons.=20
      A highly specialized drug, but keep it on hand just in case.</P>
      <H4>VALERECTAL DINOCTUM</H4>
      <P>Similar in function to Syrup of Ipecac, but causes reverse =
peristalsis=20
      in the sigmoid. Creates a loud case of acute borgrythmus and =
prevents the=20
      patient from evacuating for at least 12 hours. Useful when the =
plumbing is=20
      out.</P>
      <H4>WISMUTOXYJODOGENOMYLON</H4>
      <P>Often prescribed to treat bruises and contusions of the tongue, =

      normally brought on by attempting to pronounce the name of the =
chemical.=20
      An ingenious drug, albeit with limited usage.</P>
      <H4>WITCH HAZEL</H4>
      <P></P>
      <P>A North American shrub, the fluid extract of which makes an =
extremely=20
      effective astringent, tightening and drying the skin. This makes =
it useful=20
      for cleansing acne of other oily skin, soothing bruises and =
sprains,=20
      refreshing, etc. Also spelled "wych hazel."</P>
      <H3>PART 2</H3>
      <H4>HOME PROCEDURES</H4>
      <P>In an emergency, prompt and courteous treatment is a must. The =
guide=20
      below will instruct you in providing aid for the most mundane =
illnesses=20
      and conditions, from setting a broken leg to reviving the victim =
of a=20
      heart attack. More serious emergencies had best be referred to =
your local=20
      physician or hospital.</P>
      <H4>ACNE</H4>
      <P>Acne was once thought to be an eruption of bad yellow bile.=20
      Technically, while it still appears to be an eruption of bad =
yellow bile,=20
      we know it to be caused by foreign goods, such as the French food =
pommes=20
      de terr frites, Swiss chocolate, etc. Curiously, acne appears to =
subside=20
      with the cessation of the process known as "pubescence," but upon=20
      examination, this is logical: during pubescence, there is a =
craving for=20
      exotic foods and the need to "break away" or "rebel" from more =
proper=20
      foods such as corn meal mush, cactus and buffalo. Until these =
urges abate=20
      post-pubescence, a return to the basics will go a long way to =
alleviate=20
      most serious acne. And occasions facial scrubbing with lye soap =
and a=20
      pumice stone is also recommended to remove those annoying =
pustules!</P>
      <H4>BROKEN BONES</H4>
      <P>These are a common hazard and, contrary to popular belief, do =
not=20
      require professional medical attention. If a limb is broken, =
merely adjust=20
      the bones using a straightedge ruler until they line up properly. =
Then=20
      bind the bones with a "splint" (a two-by-four tied with several =
kerchiefs)=20
      so that they remain in line for at least a week or two. The break, =
once=20
      healed, will actually be stronger than the original bone... =
although we do=20
      NOT recommend you break each and every bone just to create =
stronger and=20
      healthier limbs!</P>
      <P>Occasionally, bones other than limbs will also break (ribs, =
skull,=20
      pelvis, shoulder blades); these cannot be set using a splint. =
Fortunately,=20
      these tend to heal on their own when left alone. Try to avoid =
placing=20
      undue or uncomfortable pressure on these bones for several weeks =
or until=20
      firmly set.</P>
      <H4>BRUISES</H4>
      <P>These are simply the result of broken blood vessels underneath =
the=20
      skin, a natural and spontaneous occurrence which should not be =
viewed as=20
      serious. However, they are unsightly and can be painful. See the =
above=20
      Pharmacopoeia for several alleviating substances, most notably the =

      application of several leeches to the immediate area. The =
discoloration=20
      should quickly subside.</P>
      <P>Note that in some cases, the bruises may actually swell or =
raise the=20
      surface of the skin. These are merely pools of blood; to eradicate =
the=20
      swelling, simply "squish" the blood around to the surround tissue =
and even=20
      out the surface. This is best accomplished with a standard kitchen =
rolling=20
      pin.</P>
      <H4>BURNS</H4>
      <P>There is a saying in the medical profession: "The only people =
who get=20
      burns are the people that deserve them." This is our way of saying =
that=20
      burns can nearly always be prevented simply by being attentive, =
aware,=20
      alert and intelligent.</P>
      <P>Nonetheless, there are many -- most notably children -- who =
will=20
      occasionally suffer from burns. In either event, the application =
of a=20
      soothing balm or calamine lotion will aid in healing and reduce =
the chance=20
      of infection. However, it is generally understood by doctors that =
they=20
      will not treat burns that were arrive at through the clumsiness =
and=20
      stupidity. Pain and a rapidly spreading infection are excellent =
and=20
      constant reminders of the need to be cautious when dealing with =
heat and=20
      flame.</P>
      <H4>CHOKING</H4>
      <P>Choking is caused by a foreign object or wayward chunk of food =
being=20
      lodged in the windpipe. Fast, thoughtful action is a must if =
choking=20
      victim is going to be saved from asphyxiation.</P>
      <P>First, ascertain that the victim is indeed choking. If the =
victim gags=20
      violently and turns blue, this may simply mean that the victim has =

      swallowed something extremely cold and distasteful. Cover the =
victim with=20
      blankets and provide plenty of strongly flavored hot tea.</P>
      <P>Should you determine that the victim is indeed choking, the =
first=20
      course of action is to force the victim to swallow as much liquid =
as=20
      possible; the weight of the liquid may be enough to propel the =
lodged=20
      object further down the gulled and, eventually, into the stomach =
where it=20
      belongs.</P>
      <P>If this does not seem to work, take your command household =
plunger=20
      (also knows as the "plumber's helper") and apply it around the =
mouth and=20
      nose of the victim. Three of four quick plunges will dislodge any =
item.=20
      Sometimes just the smell of the thing will help bring something =
up!</P>
      <H4>COLDS &amp; INFLUENZA</H4>
      <P>The saying goes, "Feed a fever, starve a cold." Mankind has yet =
to=20
      determine the precise cause of the common cold. We are, though, =
reasonably=20
      sure that certain activities can trigger the onset of a cold: =
walking in=20
      cold weather without a coat of some sort; sitting in a both whose =
water=20
      has gone cold; getting wet and not drying off promptly.</P>
      <P>While there is no cure for a cold, there are symptomatic =
treatments.=20
      How beverages will soothe a sore throat and promote the loosening =
of=20
      phlegm in the chest. Placing ice cubes in the nostril will draw =
the cold=20
      up and out the nose, away from the chest and throat. Attaching =
clothes=20
      pins to the lips will push infected blood away from the head and =
closer to=20
      the heart, where the immune system ins strongest. And placing a =
vacuum=20
      pump down the esophagus will help draw away the accumulated =
phlegm.</P>
      <P>While none of these treatments will cure the cold, they will go =
a long=20
      way towards making the cold sufferer more comfortable.</P>
      <H4>CONSTIPATION</H4>
      <P>Constipation is an unnatural hardening of the stool, making =
voiding=20
      difficult and strenuous. If unchecked, it can lead to hemorrhoids =
and=20
      other afflictions of the lower bowels.</P>
      <P>The key to curing a bout of constipation is to eat plenty of =
soft,=20
      liquidy foods. Some of the best are: soft or melted cheese, milk, =
butter,=20
      eggs, cooked beef and melted chocolate. Laxatives such as Psyllium =
are=20
      also recommended, but only when more natural remedies fail.</P>
      <H4>CORNS</H4>
      <P>Corns are horny thickening of cuticle, typically found on the =
feet; in=20
      animals, esp. horses, corns refer to a morbid condition of the =
fore hoof=20
      resulting in inflammation of the horn (produced by tissue damage =
to the=20
      sole). Corns can usually be made better simply by picking at them; =
soaking=20
      them briefly to soften them first helps make them more =
pickable.</P>
      <H4>CROUP</H4>
      <P>Can refer either to a general inflammation of the larynx, =
resulting in=20
      a painful spasm or cough, or to a specific condition in which a =
false=20
      membrane develops over the throat accompanying the coughing and=20
spasms.</P>
      <P>Croup is best treated by the ingestion of hard, rough-textured =
food=20
      such as rock candy (swallowed in chunks) and bread crusts, and =
highly=20
      acidic foods such as freshly squeezed lemon juice or vinegar. The=20
      rough-textured foods crape the infected tissue off the throat an =
into the=20
      stomach, where the digestive juices will dissolve it; the acidic =
foods=20
      also "burn off" the infection and thus soothe the inflamed =
tissue.</P>
      <H4>DEHYDRATION</H4>
      <P>Is caused by a lack of fluid in the body. Under ideal =
circumstances,=20
      the body produces enough fluid to sustain life on its own; we =
drink to=20
      satisfy thirst, not to prevent dehydration. This when a person =
exhibits=20
      the sighs of dehydration (flaking of skin, falling hair, dry =
eyeballs that=20
      refuse to blink, etc.), do NOT give the patient additional fluids! =
Given=20
      enough time, the body must learn to produce these fluids itself! =
Ingesting=20
      fluids into the body will only delay dehydration and prevent the =
body from=20
      developing its own natural defenses!</P>
      <H4>DIARRHEA</H4>
      <P>Diarrhea is caused by too many soft, liquidy foods finding =
their way=20
      into your digestive system. Unchecked, it can lead to dehydration. =
It may=20
      be cured quickly and cleanly by eating quantities of solid foods, =
or foods=20
      with stiffening ingredients like pectin, such as: fibrous breads, =
apples,=20
      cruciferous vegetables like broccoli and cauliflower, etc. ( see:=20
      BISALICYLATE ANTITOXIDENE.)</P>
      <H4>FEVER</H4>
      <P>The saying goes, "Feed a cold, starve a fever." In this case,=20
      "starving" refers to not giving a fever what it wants: warmth. A =
person=20
      suffering from an elevated temperature (anything above<BR>98.6 =
when take=20
      with an oral thermometer, above 99.6 when take with a rectal =
thermometer,=20
      97.6 when take with a nasal thermometer, or 84.3 when take with an =
outdoor=20
      thermometer) should be immersed in ice water until the fever =
breaks.</P>
      <H4>FLATULENCE</H4>
      <P>Properly treating flatulence, whether in man or beast, requires =

      diagnosing the source of the offensive odor. Obtain a sample of =
the=20
      gaseous matter (any simple container, such as a paper bag, will =
suffice).=20
      Place your gas spectroscope (you do still have that old gas =
spectroscope=20
      out in the barn, don't you?) in front of a lit alcohol lamp or =
Bunsen=20
      burner. Burn the gas on the flame and observe the spectra readout =
and=20
      treat with the appropriate solution:</P>
      <P align=3Dcenter><IMG height=3D300=20
      src=3D"http://www.allowe.com/images/FP-CP.jpg" width=3D400 =
align=3Dtop></P>
      <UL>
        <LI><SPAN class=3Danswer>Apples 'n Brown Sugar-Cinnamon =
(treatment: Sodium=20
        Bicarbonate)</SPAN>=20
        <LI><SPAN class=3Danswer>Excess Acid or Excess Carbon Dioxide =
(treatment:=20
        Nitrabylocynine)</SPAN>=20
        <LI><SPAN class=3Danswer>Caramel (treatment: Quinine) </SPAN>
        <LI><SPAN class=3Danswer>Meaty Byproducts (treatment: =
Bisalicylate=20
        Antitoxidene)</SPAN>=20
        <LI><SPAN class=3Danswer>Lentils (treatment: Aminophyllic =
Citrate)</SPAN>=20
        </LI></UL>
      <H4>HEART ATTACK</H4>
      <P>One of the most feared sicknesses of all time, heart attack is =
the=20
      result of a sickly constitution. Preventive medicine is best. A =
healthy=20
      constitution must be fomented by a varied, healthy diet. Eat =
plenty of=20
      rare red meat, liver, pork, eggs cream, cheeses, and fried foods;=20
      supplement this with homegrown vegetables such as potatoes, corn =
and peas;=20
      pure white bread for liver; and fruits when available (however, be =
warned:=20
      fruits may contain worms and other impurities and should only be =
eaten=20
      sparingly).</P>
      <P>In the event of a heart attack, the victim may feel shooting =
pains in=20
      the left arm and centralized pain in the chest. The patient should =

      immediately grasp the wrist to feel the pulse, breath shallowly, =
turn=20
      pale, sweat, and say, "Oh, no! I'm coming, Esther!" over and over =
in order=20
      to stay awake. Crumpling to the floor is optional. After a period =
of=20
      panic, bed rest is prescribed, accompanied by heavy dosages of=20
      self-recrimations for an unhealthy lifestyle.</P>
      <H4>HEARTBURN</H4>
      <P>Esophagitis, a burning sensation of indigestion that manifests =
itself=20
      in the upper abdomen. Antacids may be used to alleviate the =
symptoms=20
      temporarily, but in chronic cases, an esophagotomy may be =
required. This=20
      surgery s best performed in a hospital or barber shop.</P>
      <H4>HEMORRHOIDS</H4>
      <P>Also known as "piles," characterized by a swollen mass of =
varicose=20
      veins in the rectum, which sometimes protrudes in a manner =
resembling=20
      grapes, and... you don't really want to hear this, do you? Good, =
because=20
      I'm getting just a wee bit nauseous talking about it.</P>
      <P>Balms and ointments applied to the area may offer symptomatic =
relief;=20
      however, for longer-lasting relief, a change of diet is =
prescribed.=20
      Chronic constipation can result in hemorrhoids, thus the same =
dietary=20
      considerations for that condition may alleviate hemorrhoids. The =
rule of=20
      thumb is, don't strain. Take it easy when voiding. If you sit =
there, it=20
      will come.</P>
      <H4>KIDNEY "STONES"</H4>
      <P>Small, hard, jagged stones or collections of improperly =
metabolized=20
      minerals, often calcium, but sometimes other materials, such as =
Pez. They=20
      can range in size from a peppercorn to a small pitted cherry, and =
may=20
      often be passed without any discomfort save that as a man might =
experience=20
      while birthing a baby through his penile member.</P>
      <P>Chronic production of kidney stones may indicate kidney or =
liver=20
      dysfunction, and the long-term treatment involves dietary =
restrictions on=20
      foods with any mineral content. This may mean no dairy products=20
      whatsoever, which are calcium-rich, as well as the exclusion of =
many meats=20
      and vegetables. The most painful dreary consideration may be to =
completely=20
      eliminate one's intake of tofu, another calcium-rich food. Many =
have=20
      chosen to learn to live with kidney stones rather than succumb to =
their=20
      inability to properly digest tofu.</P>
      <H4>LACERATIONS</H4>
      <P>A catchall phrase generally referring to a cut or injury to the =
skin.=20
      Once upon a time, lacerations were attended to by cleansing the =
skin=20
      thoroughly and stitching the skin together to minimize scarring. =
However,=20
      although we still look favorably y upon cleansing lacerations to =
avoid=20
      infection, we are now enlightened enough to realize that scars, =
far from=20
      being objects of scorn and derision, are symbols of fortitude and =
life=20
      experiences. Rare and rivaled is the man who has no scars to show =
for his=20
      life on this earth; therefore, we no linger stitch scars unless =
they=20
      appear life-threatening.</P>
      <P>Should you wish to draw attention to particular nasty =
laceration, a pat=20
      of mercurochrome is always a nice decorative touch, and the =
application of=20
      peroxide to the laceration, whit its resulting fizzing and =
bubbling,=20
      always makes for and impressive show of endurance.</P>
      <H4>MEASLES</H4>
      <P>A viral infection causing a spotty red rash, fever, runny nose, =
sore=20
      eyes, cough, and possibly additional complications, Untreated (or=20
      improperly treated) measles can cause encephalitis, a dangerous =
and=20
      sometimes fatal inflammation of the brain.</P>
      <P>There is currently no treatment for measles in our stage of =
scientific=20
      development, other than pushing fluids and taking aspirin, so just =
sort of=20
      count on encephalitis.</P>
      <H4>MUMPS</H4>
      <P>Another acute viral infection (collect the whole series!), =
usually=20
      confined to the child hood years. Mumps are characterized by =
inflammation=20
      and swelling of the salivary glands and, in teenage and adult =
males,=20
      swelling of one or both testes.</P>
      <P>Fortunately, complications are rare, and one bout with mumps =
confers=20
      future immunity. Analgesics are dictated but there is no specific =
cure=20
      known at this time. The only long-term side effect is the social =
stigma of=20
      walking around looking like you're storing nuts for the winter in =
your=20
      cheek pouches. It is not unusual to be given nicknames such as =
"Squirrel=20
      cheeks," "Dizzy," or "Brioche Face" while thus afflicted, and =
these=20
      nicknames may endure for years, causing embarrassment and ridicule =
that=20
      may endanger psychological health during the crucial adolescent =
years.</P>
      <P>Just something to look out for.</P>
      <H4>NAUSEA</H4>
      <P>The sensation of wanting or needing to vomit. While nausea =
itself is=20
      not an illness or disease, but rate a symptom, nausea can be =
treated with=20
      Bismuth Subsalicylate. When a patient becomes nauseous, do attempt =
to=20
      determine the cause of the underlying illness. It is interesting =
to note=20
      that although man is not the only creature to experiences nausea, =
man IS=20
      the only creature to feel a need to "kneel before the porcelain =
goddess"=20
      first in order to make the offering.</P>
      <H4>POISON IVY, POISON OAK, POISON SUMAC</H4>
      <P>Three species of plants that are both poisonous f take =
internally al=20
      also liable to cause allergic reactions if touches.</P>
      <P>Identifying the plants may go a long way towards preventing =
accidental=20
      exposure. Poison ivy and poison oak have three leaves in a =
cluster; poison=20
      sumac has a row of paired leaflets. Of course, this could describe =
any of=20
      thousands of nonpoisonous common plants, so the only surefire way =
of=20
      determining whether a particular plant is poisonous or not is to =
rub some=20
      briskly on an unimportant, unused part of the body (the head would =

      probably be appropriate in this case).</P>
      <P>First-aid consists chiefly of cleansing the affected area, =
swabbing=20
      with alcohol and then with calamine lotion. Wash any clothing that =
may=20
      have come in contact with the plant. People with extremely sever =
or=20
      unsightly reactions to poison ivy, oak or sumac should probably be =

      sterilized so as not to pass on this allergy to the next =
generation.</P>
      <H4>POX</H4>
      <P>A collective term for any of a number of infectious diseases =
resulting=20
      in blistery, weeping skin eruptions (such as chicken pox). =
However, it is=20
      also used to refer to a disease also called "syphilis," =
inaccurately known=20
      as the "love disease" since it seems to be passed on primarily by =
outhouse=20
      seats with inadequate openings.</P>
      <H4>PREGNANCY</H4>
      <P>A temporary, usually nonfatal condition involving a parasitic =
embryo, a=20
      host female, and a disinterested third party (usually a father). =
The=20
      embryo attaches itself to the inside of the females' uterus and =
fees off=20
      of her blood and other bodily fluids, growing very rapidly, much =
like a=20
      tapeworm, only rounder. Fortunately, the parasite usually detaches =

      itself<BR>(See: KIDNEY STONES for a description of the pain =
involved in=20
      this process.) within 8-9 months, after which its parasitic =
tendencies=20
      become largely financial in nature.</P>
      <P>Fortunately, we now know that pregnancy is entirely preventable =
simply=20
      by staying home on Friday and Saturday nights.</P>
      <H4>PSORIASIS &amp; DERMATITIS</H4>
      <P>Psoriasis is a specific skin condition in which epidermal cells =
are=20
      manufactured faster that normal and not allowed to mature, =
resulting in an=20
      excess supply of immature skin cells which flake off rather that =
hang=20
      around and finish school. It may also cause heartbreak.</P>
      <P>Dermatitis is a general term for any nonspecific inflammation =
of the=20
      skin, attributable either to allergies or unknown causes. Eczema,=20
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is=20
      believed to help alleviate both psoriasis and other dermatitis's, =
but many=20
      would rather live with the condition that walk about smelling of=20
      mackerel.</P>
      <H4>RABIES</H4>
      <P>An acute viral infection oft the nervous system, usually fatal, =
often=20
      passed on t humans through contact with animal saliva. There is no =
current=20
      treatment for rabies.</P>
      <P>One of the most commonly acknowledged symptoms is the=20
      engrossing"foaming at the mouth" bit. This symptom is highly =
overrated.=20
      The foaming is no big deal; it's not a big frothing mass like a =
bubble=20
      bath. In fact, it's quite subtle, a thin foam resembling creme =
fraiche or=20
      a light hollandaise. By the time you've spotted it, it's usually =
too late.=20
      Cut and run.</P>
      <H4>SCIATICA</H4>
      <P>A pain that radiates up and down the sciatic nerve (primary =
nerve of=20
      the leg.) Spinal injuries are the most common reason for sciatica, =
though=20
      it may also be caused by tumors, abscesses, blood clots, or simply =
by=20
      incorrect posture. Treatment consists of bed rest and analgesics; =
they=20
      symptoms usually disappear within a few days.</P>
      <P>Sciatica, being one of those conditions little understood by =
the=20
      general public, is an excellent excuse to stay home from work. "My =

      sciatica's acting up again" is a colorful and quaint complaint, =
and since=20
      the average Joseph has no idea whether or not it's contagious, =
he's likely=20
      to grant you a respite from work until you are better. (Rabies is =
also a=20
      splendid excuse to stay home from work, but generally only works=20
once.)</P>
      <H4>SUNBURN</H4>
      <P>This is simply inflammation due to excess exposure to the sun. =
These=20
      days, the risk of sunburn may easily be lessened by using what's =
called a=20
      "sun block." Tar, molasses, white oil paint and most laxatives, =
either=20
      singly or in combination, make effective sun blocks.</P>
      <P>Should you forget to bring your bucket of tar to the beach, =
sunburn may=20
      be soothed with an application of calamine lotion. Alternatively, =
a=20
      rubefacient applied to ate areas NOT affected by sunburn will at =
least=20
      spread out the discomfort..</P>
      <H4>SUNSTROKE</H4>
      <P>Also results from overexposure to direct sun, usually =
afflicting those=20
      who are unaccustomed to host temperatures. Sunstroke (and other=20
      heatstroke's) are life endangering f not treated promptly, as the =
body's=20
      heat regulating mechanisms break down and allow the body to =
literally=20
      overheat.</P>
      <P>Fast treatment consists of wrapping the patient, naked, in a =
cold, wet=20
      sheet. Douse the sheet continuously with extra water, or =
repeatedly sponge=20
      the victim with cold water. Force-feed the victim quiescently =
frozen=20
      confections. Continue until ht patients' internal temperature =
registers=20
      101 degrees on a recta thermometer.</P>
      <H4>WARTS</H4>
      <P>Contagious but harmless growths on shin or, occasionally, on =
mucus=20
      membranes. </P>
      <P>Warts can be froze off or picked off (be sure your fingernails =
are=20
      clean), but the most effective treatment for removing or =
"fetching" a wart=20
      sit that prescribed by Samuel Clemens involving stump water and a =
dead cat=20
      at midnight. See: TOM=20
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/*
 DHTML Menu version 3.3.19
 Written by Andy Woolley
 Copyright 2002 (c) Milonic Solutions. All Rights Reserved.
 Plase vist http://www.milonic.co.uk/menu or e-mail menu3@milonic.com
 You may use this menu on your web site free of charge as long as you =
place prominent links to http://www.milonic.co.uk/menu and
 your inform us of your intentions with your URL AND ALL copyright =
notices remain in place in all files including your home page
 Comercial support contracts are available on request if you cannot =
comply with the above rules.
 This script featured on Dynamic Drive (http://www.dynamicdrive.com)
 */

//The following line is critical for menu operation, and MUST APPEAR =
ONLY ONCE. If you have more than one menu_array.js file rem out this =
line in subsequent files
menunum=3D0;menus=3Dnew Array();_d=3Ddocument;function =
addmenu(){menunum++;menus[menunum]=3Dmenu;}function =
dumpmenus(){mt=3D"<script =
language=3Djavascript>";for(a=3D1;a<menus.length;a++){mt+=3D" =
menu"+a+"=3Dmenus["+a+"];"}mt+=3D"<\/script>";_d.write(mt)}
//Please leave the above line intact. The above also needs to be enabled =
if it not already enabled unless this file is part of a multi pack.



////////////////////////////////////
// Editable properties START here //
////////////////////////////////////

// Special effect string for IE5.5 or above please visit =
http://www.milonic.co.uk/menu/filters_sample.php for more filters
if(navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE 6.0")>0)
{
	effect =3D =
"Fade(duration=3D0.5);Alpha(style=3D0,opacity=3D88);Shadow(color=3D'#7777=
77', Direction=3D135, Strength=3D5)"
}
else
{
	effect =3D "Shadow(color=3D'#777777', Direction=3D135, Strength=3D5)" =
// Stop IE5.5 bug when using more than one filter
}


timegap=3D500				// The time delay for menus to remain visible
followspeed=3D5			// Follow Scrolling speed
followrate=3D40			// Follow Scrolling Rate
suboffset_top=3D10;		// Sub menu offset Top position=20
suboffset_left=3D10;	// Sub menu offset Left position

style1=3D[					// style1 is an array of properties. You can have as many =
property arrays as you need. This means that menus can have their own =
style.
"white",					// Mouse Off Font Color
"660099",				// Mouse Off Background Color
"black",					// Mouse On Font Color
"66ff00",				// Mouse On Background Color
"FFFFFF",				// Menu Border Color=20
12,						// Font Size in pixels
"normal",				// Font Style (italic or normal)
"normal",				// Font Weight (bold or normal)
"Verdana, Arial",		// Font Name
5,							// Menu Item Padding
,							// Sub Menu Image (Leave this blank if not needed)
1,							// 3D Border & Separator bar
"FFFFFF",				// 3D High Color
"00FF00",				// 3D Low Color
"black",					// Current Page Item Font Color (leave this blank to =
disable)
"66ff00",				// Current Page Item Background Color (leave this blank to =
disable)
,							// Top Bar image (Leave this blank to disable)
"ffffff",				// Menu Header Font Color (Leave blank if headers are not =
needed)
"660099",				// Menu Header Background Color (Leave blank if headers are =
not needed)
]



addmenu(menu=3D[			// This is the array that contains your menu =
properties and details
"mainmenu",				// Menu Name - This is needed in order for the menu to be =
called
110,						// Menu Top - The Top position of the menu in pixels
27,						// Menu Left - The Left position of the menu in pixels
119,						// Menu Width - Menus width in pixels
1,							// Menu Border Width=20
,							// Screen Position - here you can use =
"center;left;right;middle;top;bottom" or a combination of =
"center:middle"
style1,					// Properties Array - this is set higher up, as above
1,							// Always Visible - allows the menu item to be visible at all =
time (1=3Don/0=3Doff)
"center",				// Alignment - sets the menu elements text alignment, =
values valid here are: left, right or center
,							// Filter - Text variable for setting transitional effects on =
menu activation - see above for more info
0,							// Follow Scrolling - Tells the menu item to follow the user =
down the screen (visible at all times) (1=3Don/0=3Doff)
1, 						// Horizontal Menu - Tells the menu to become horizontal =
instead of top to bottom style (1=3Don/0=3Doff)
,							// Keep Alive - Keeps the menu visible until the user moves over =
another menu or clicks elsewhere on the page (1=3Don/0=3Doff)
,							// Position of TOP sub image left:center:right
,							// Set the Overall Width of Horizontal Menu to 100% and height =
to the specified amount (Leave blank to disable)
,							// Right To Left - Used in Hebrew for example. (1=3Don/0=3Doff)
,							// Open the Menus OnClick - leave blank for OnMouseover =
(1=3Don/0=3Doff)
,							// ID of the div you want to hide on MouseOver (useful for =
hiding form elements)
,							// Reserved for future use
,							// Reserved for future use
,							// Reserved for future use
// "Description Text", "URL", "Alternate URL", "Status", "Separator Bar"
,"Home","http://www.allowe.com/index.htm",,"",1=20
,"Laughs","show-menu=3Dlaughs",,"",1
,"Games","show-menu=3Dgames",,"",1
,"Downloads","http://www.allowe.com/More/download.htm",,"",1
,"Al Lowe","show-menu=3Dallowe",,"",1
,"More","show-menu=3Dmore",,"",1
])


	addmenu(menu=3D["laughs",
		,,130,1,"",style1,,"left",
		"randomdissolve(duration=3D0.5);Shadow(color=3D'#999999', =
Direction=3D135, Strength=3D5)",0,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"Humor Home","http://www.allowe.com/Humor/index.htm",,,1
		,"CyberJoke 3000=99","http://www.allowe.com/Humor/cj-main.htm",,,1
		,"Sight Gags", "http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgags.htm",,,1
		,"Audio Humor", "http://www.allowe.com/Humor/audio.htm",,,1
		,"Video Humor", "http://www.allowe.com/Humor/video.htm",,,1
		,"Text Humor", "http://www.allowe.com/Humor/text.htm",,,1
	])

	=09
	addmenu(menu=3D["games",
		,,240,1,"",style1,,"left",
		"randomdissolve(duration=3D0.5);Shadow(color=3D'#999999', =
Direction=3D135, Strength=3D5)",0,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"Leisure Suit Larry","show-menu=3Dlarry",,,1
		,"Freddy Pharkas, Frontier Pharmacist","show-menu=3Dfreddy",,,1
		,"Game Designs", "http://www.allowe.com/GameDesign/index.htm",,,1
	])


	addmenu(menu=3D["larry",
		,,140,1,"",style1,,"left",
		"randomdissolve(duration=3D0.5);Shadow(color=3D'#999999', =
Direction=3D135, Strength=3D5)",0,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"Larry Etc.", "http://www.allowe.com/Larry/index.htm",,,1
		,"A New Larry Game?","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/8news.htm",,,1
		,"Is It Larry 8?","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/8.htm",,,1
		,"Is Larry Dead?","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/death.htm",,,1
		=
,"Troubleshooting","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/troubleshooting.htm",,,1
		,"Clues & Cheats","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/cluescheats.htm",,,1
		,"Larry Links","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/links.htm",,,1
		,"Larry Music","show-menu=3Dlmusic",,,1
		,"Walk Throughs","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/walkthrus.htm",,,1
		,"Inside Stories","show-menu=3Dinsidestory",,,1
		,"Larry Ring Tones","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/ringtones.htm",,,1
		,"LSL1 Jokes","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/1jokes.htm",,,1
		,"LSL3 Jokes","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/3jokes.htm",,,1
		,"Larry Tells =
Jokes","http://www.allowe.com/Humor/h-audiojokes.htm",,,1
		,"Teleport in LSL7","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/7teleport.htm",,,1
		,"Wallpaper Babes","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/wallpaper.htm",,,1
		,"Windows =
Themes","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/themeswallpapers.htm",,,1
		,"Worst Pickup Lines","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/7chatup.htm",,,1
		,"LSL1 CGA Quiz","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/1questions.htm",,,1
		,"LSL1 CP Quiz","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/1vgaquestions.htm",,,1
		,"LSL3 Age Quiz","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/3questions.htm",,,1
		,"Larry Sightings","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/sightings.htm",,,1
		,"Fan Letters","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/fans.htm",,,1
	])


	addmenu(menu=3D["lmusic",
		,,140,1,"",style1,,"left",
		"randomdissolve(duration=3D0.5);Shadow(color=3D'#999999', =
Direction=3D135, Strength=3D5)",0,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"Larry Music Home","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/music.htm",,,1
		,"Music Downloads", =
"http://www.allowe.com/Larry/musicdownload.htm",,,1
		,"Sound Effects", "http://www.allowe.com/More/soundeffects.htm",,,1
		,"Theme Song", "http://www.allowe.com/Larry/themecreation.htm",,,1
		,"Sheet Music", "http://www.allowe.com/Larry/sheetmusic.htm",,,1
	])


	addmenu(menu=3D["insidestory",
		,,140,1,"",style1,,"left",
		"randomdissolve(duration=3D0.5);Shadow(color=3D'#999999', =
Direction=3D135, Strength=3D5)",0,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"Inside Stories","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/insidestories.htm",,,1
		,"First, Softporn","http://www.allowe.com/More/softporn.htm",,,1
		,"Where's LSL4?","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/4.htm",,,1
		,"Is LSL5 LSL4?","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/5why.htm",,,1
		,"TSN's LarryLand","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/land.htm",,,1
		,"Where's Dildo?","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/dildo.htm",,,1
		,"Rejected Titles","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/7rejecttitles.htm",,,1
		,"The Larry Song","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/themecreation.htm",,,1
		,"Al? In Larry(s)?","http://www.allowe.com/Larry/allowe.htm",,,1
	])

	addmenu(menu=3D["freddy",
		,,140,1,"",style1,,"left",
		"randomdissolve(duration=3D0.5);Shadow(color=3D'#999999', =
Direction=3D135, Strength=3D5)",0,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"Freddy Home","http://www.allowe.com/FPFP/index.htm",,,1
		,"The Ballad","http://www.allowe.com/FPFP/ballad.htm",,,1
		,"MIDI Freddy Songs","http://www.allowe.com/FPFP/music.htm",,,1
		,"The Manual","http://www.allowe.com/FPFP/manual.htm",,,1
	])


	addmenu(menu=3D["allowe",
		,,120,1,,style1,0,"left",
		"randomdissolve(duration=3D0.5);Shadow(color=3D'#999999', =
Direction=3D135, Strength=3D5)",0,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"Who's Al Lowe","http://www.allowe.com/AL/index.htm",,,1
		,"Biography 1","http://www.allowe.com/AL/bio1.htm",,,1
		,"Biography 2","http://www.allowe.com/AL/bio2.htm",,,1
		,"Disk-O-Graphy","http://www.allowe.com/AL/games.htm",,,1
		,"Video","http://www.allowe.com/AL/tss.htm",,,1
		,"Articles","http://www.allowe.com/AL/articles.htm",,,1
		,"Interviews","http://www.allowe.com/AL/interviews.htm",,,1
		,"Moofie Award","http://www.allowe.com/AL/moofieaward.htm",,,1
	])


	addmenu(menu=3D["more",
		,,120,1,,style1,0,"left",
		"randomdissolve(duration=3D0.5);Shadow(color=3D'#999999', =
Direction=3D135, Strength=3D5)",0,,,,,,,,,,,
		,"What's New","http://www.allowe.com/More/whatsnew.htm",,,1
		,"Site Map","http://www.allowe.com/More/search.htm",,,1
		,"Site Search","http://www.allowe.com/More/search.htm",,,1
		,"Guestbook","http://www.allowe.com/More/guestbook.htm",,,1
		,"Message Board","http://www.allowe.com/More/messageboard.htm",,,1
		,"Tell A Friend","http://www.allowe.com/More/tellafriend.htm",,,1
		,"Links","http://www.allowe.com/More/links.htm",,,1
		,"Send Al Email","http://www.allowe.com/More/mail.htm",,,1
		,"Contribute","http://www.allowe.com/More/donation.htm",,,1
	])
=09

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 DHTML Menu version 3.3.19
 Written by Andy Woolley
 Copyright 2002 (c) Milonic Solutions. All Rights Reserved.
 Vist http://www.milonic.co.uk/menu or Email menu3@milonic.com
 You may use this menu on your web site free of charge as long as you =
inform us of your=20
 intentions with your URL AND You place a link to =
http://www.milonic.co.uk/menu AND ALL=20
 copyright notices remain in place in all files including your home page
 Comercial licenses and support contracts are available on request.
 This script featured on Dynamic Drive (http://www.dynamicdrive.com)
*/
Mtimer=3DsetTimeout("sis()",9999);_d=3Ddocument;smc=3D-1;MLoaded=3D0;
ns4=3D(_d.layers)?true:false
ns6=3D(navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Gecko")!=3D-1)?true:false
mac=3D(navigator.appVersion.indexOf("Mac")!=3D-1)?true:false
mac45=3D(navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE 4.5")!=3D-1)?true:false
if(ns6||ns4)mac=3Dfalse
opera=3D(navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Opera")!=3D-1)?true:false
ns61=3D(parseInt(navigator.productSub)>=3D20010726)?true:false
ie4=3D(!_d.getElementById&&_d.all)?true:false;
konq=3D(navigator.userAgent.indexOf("Konqueror")!=3D-1)?true:false
mp=3D(ns6)?"pointer":"hand";oatop=3D0;aleft=3D0;oaleft=3D1;osy=3D0;oww=3D=
-1;owh=3D-1;frs=3D0;fre=3D0;nsmatch=3D0;
var a,am,oa,im,om,flta;hlarr=3Dnew Array();hlcnt=3D0;hll=3D0;Mname=3Dnew =
Array();parr=3Dnew Array();
gmi=3D20;ns6hif=3D0;timo=3D0;el=3D0;nshl=3D0;var =
omv=3D0;df=3D1;im=3D0;ofrac=3D0;omnu=3D0;ac=3D22;m=3D1;sy=3D1;ShM=3D0;ww=3D=
0;wh=3D0;var imar=3Dnew Array();mr=3D",";
while(eval("window.menu"+m)){mr+=3D"menu"+m+",";tmenu=3Deval("menu"+m);Mn=
ame[m]=3Dtmenu[0].toLowerCase();m++}
mr=3Dmr+" =
";mr=3Dmr.split("\,");menus=3Dmr.length-1;bgt=3D"";if(!opera)bgt=3D"Color=
";var cgm=3D0;
function =
gmobj(mtxt){if(_d.getElementById){m=3D_d.getElementById(mtxt)}else =
if(_d.all){m=3D_d.all[mtxt]}else =
if(_d.layers){m=3D_d.layers[mtxt]}return m;}
function gmstyle(mtxt){m=3Dgmobj(mtxt);if(!ns4){if(m)m=3Dm.style;}return =
m;}
function =
spos(gm,t_,l_,h_,w_){px=3D"px";if(ns4){px=3D"";gms=3Dgm;if(w_!=3Dnull)gms=
.clip.width=3Dw_;if(h_!=3Dnull)gms.clip.height=3Dh_;}else =
if(opera){px=3D"";gms=3Dgm.style;if(w_!=3Dnull)gms.pixelWidth=3Dw_;if(h_!=
=3Dnull)gms.pixelHeight=3Dh_}else{gms=3Dgm.style;if(w_!=3Dnull)gms.width=3D=
w_+px;if(h_!=3Dnull)gms.height=3Dh_+px;}if(t_!=3Dnull)gms.top=3Dt_+px;if(=
l_!=3Dnull)gms.left=3Dl_+px}=09
function =
gpos(gm){if(ns4){t_=3Dgm.top;l_=3Dgm.left;h_=3Dgm.clip.height;w_=3Dgm.cli=
p.width;}else =
if(opera){t_=3Dgm.style.pixelTop;l_=3Dgm.style.pixelLeft;h_=3Dgm.style.pi=
xelHeight;w_=3Dgm.style.pixelWidth;}else =
if(ns6){t_=3Dgm.offsetTop;l_=3Dgm.offsetLeft;h_=3Dgm.offsetHeight;w_=3Dgm=
.offsetWidth}else{if(mac){topM=3Dgm.offsetParent.topMargin;if(!topM)topM=3D=
0;leftM=3Dgm.offsetParent.leftMargin;if(!leftM)leftM=3D0;t_=3DparseInt(to=
pM)+gm.offsetTop;l_=3DparseInt(leftM)+gm.offsetLeft;}else{t_=3Dgm.offsetT=
op;l_=3Dgm.offsetLeft;}h_=3Dgm.offsetHeight;w_=3Dgm.offsetWidth;}if(konq)=
{w_=3DparseInt(gm.style.width);h_=3DparseInt(gm.style.height);}var =
gpa=3Dnew =
Array();gpa[0]=3Dt_;gpa[1]=3Dl_;gpa[2]=3Dh_;gpa[3]=3Dw_;return(gpa)}
function =
getMouseXY(e){if(ns4||ns6){MouseX=3De.pageX;MouseY=3De.pageY;}else{MouseX=
=3Devent.clientX;MouseY=3Devent.clientY}if(!opera&&_d.all){MouseX=3DMouse=
X+_d.body.scrollLeft;MouseY=3DMouseY+_d.body.scrollTop;if(_d.compatMode=3D=
=3D"CSS1Compat")MouseY=3DMouseY+sy}return true}
function =
parseLink(txt,what){txt=3Dtxt+";";lt=3D"";if(what=3D=3D"link"){if(txt.ind=
exOf("&quot;")>0){lt=3Dtxt}else{sp=3Dtxt.indexOf(" =
");lt=3Dtxt.substr(0,sp);}}else{sp=3Dtxt.indexOf(what)+what.length+1;if(s=
p>what.length+1){lt=3Dtxt.substr(sp,999);lt=3Dlt.substr(0,lt.indexOf(";")=
)}}return lt}
function =
cHexColor(_c){if(_c.length=3D=3D6){_c=3D_c.toUpperCase();x=3D0;while(x<6)=
{hsh=3D"#";if(_c.charCodeAt(x)>70){hsh=3D"";x=3D6}x++}_c=3Dhsh+_c}return =
_c}
function stch(ms){window.status=3Dms;return true}
function SDiv(nm,sh){if(ns4&&nm.indexOf(".")>0)tD=3Deval(nm); else =
tD=3Dgmstyle(nm);if(tD)if(sh)tD.visibility=3D"visible";else =
tD.visibility=3D"hidden"}
function =
close_el(){for(xa=3Dhlarr.length-1;xa>=3D0;xa--){ti=3Dhlarr[xa].split("_"=
);tmenu=3Deval(ti[0]);if(ns4){shl(ti[0],ti[1],'hide');}else{arg=3Dgmobj("=
el"+ti[1]);arg.style.backgroundColor=3Dti[2];if(opera)arg.style.backgroun=
d=3Dti[2];arg.style.color=3D""+ti[3];}if(ti[0]=3D=3Dhll){if(ns4)shl(ti[0]=
,hel,'show');return}}hlcnt=3D0;hlarr=3Dnew Array()}
function =
closeallmenus(){ShM=3D0;om=3D"";hll=3D"";close_el();if(ns4){omv.visibilit=
y=3D"hide"}for(a=3D1;a<menus;a++){menu=3Deval("menu"+a);if(menu[17]&&MLoa=
ded){SDiv(menu[17],1)}if (menu[7]!=3D1){SDiv("menu"+a,0)}else{am=3D""}}}
function rep_img(){if(timo){timo.src=3Do_img};}
function =
popdn(){arg=3Dpopdn.arguments;if(arg[0]){if(arg[3].substr(0,5)!=3D"show-"=
){if(ns4){shl(arg[2],arg[1],"hide")}else{arg[0].style.backgroundColor=3Da=
rg[4];if(opera)arg[0].style.background=3Darg[4];arg[0].style.color=3Darg[=
5]}}else{if(ns4)omv=3D0;hlarr[hlcnt]=3Darg[2]+"_"+arg[1]+"_"+arg[4]+"_"+a=
rg[5];hlcnt++;}menu=3Deval(arg[2]);if(!menu[12]){Mtimer=3DsetTimeout("clo=
seallmenus()",timegap);}}else{Mtimer=3DsetTimeout("closeallmenus()",timeg=
ap);}}=09
function =
dc(){if(nshl.indexOf("show-menu=3D")>-1)return;tr=3Dltarg.split("=3D");if=
(tr[1])parent.frames[tr[1]].location.href=3Dnshl;else =
location.href=3Dnshl;}
function =
getMenuByName(mn){mn=3Dmn.toLowerCase();for(a=3D1;a<menus;a++){if(mn=3D=3D=
Mname[a])mn=3Da}return mn;}
function =
getMenuItem(mn,item){for(a=3D1;a<mn;a++){menu=3Deval("menu"+a);item=3Dite=
m+((menu.length-ac)/5)}item--;return item}
function =
sis(){for(a=3D1;a<imar.length;a++){tim=3Dimar[a].split("_");if(tim[4]){ti=
m[3]=3Dtim[3]+"_"+tim[4]}menu=3Deval(window.tim[3]);if(ns4){im=3D_d.layer=
s[tim[3]].document.layers.eval("el"+tim[2]);imp=3Dgpos(im);eln=3D"";for(x=
=3D0;x<2;x++){imo=3D_d.layers[tim[3]].document.layers.eval(eln+"el"+tim[2=
]).document.layers[imar[a]];imop=3Dgpos(imo);imL=3Dimp[3]-(imop[3]);imT=3D=
(imp[2]/2)-(imop[2]/2);if(menu[13]=3D=3D"left")imL=3D1;if(menu[13]=3D=3D"=
center")imL=3D(imp[3]/2);eln=3D"m";spos(imo,imT,imL,null,null);}}else{imo=
=3Dgmobj(imar[a]);imop=3Dgpos(imo);im=3Dgmobj("el"+tim[2]);imp=3Dgpos(im)=
;if(menu[11]){imco=3Dgpos(gmobj("hel"+tim[2]));imc=3Dimco[1];}else =
{imc=3D0}imT=3Dimp[0]+(imp[2]/2)-(imop[2]/2);imL=3Dimc+imp[3]-(imop[3]);i=
f(menu[13]=3D=3D"left")imL=3Dimc;if(menu[13]=3D=3D"center")imL=3Dimc+(imp=
[3]/2);if(ns6&&!ns61){nsC=3Dgpos(gmobj(tim[3]));imT=3DimT-nsC[0];imL=3Dim=
L-nsC[1]}spos(imo,imT,imL,null,null);}}}
function =
fixb(mnu){menu=3Deval(mnu);ic=3D(menu.length-ac)/5;menu[21][2]=3D1;m42=3D=
menu[4]*2;mn=3Dgmobj(mnu);if(ns4){if(menu[14]>-1){spos(gmobj("menuback"+m=
nu),null,null,mn.clip.height+(menu[14]*2),null)}if(menu[11]){mn.clip.widt=
h=3Dmn.clip.width+menu[4]}return}mp=3Dgpos(mn);el=3Dmenu[21][1];if(ns4){m=
l=3D_d.layers[mnu].document.layers.eval("el"+(el-1))}else{ml=3Dgmobj("el"=
+(el-1))}mlp=3Dgpos(ml);tw=3Dnull;th=3Dnull;if(menu[11]){lf=3D0;tc=3D0;fo=
r(y=3Del-ic;y<el;y++){tc++;ty=3Dgmobj("el"+y);typ=3Dgpos(ty);thy=3Dgmobj(=
"hel"+y);thyp=3Dgpos(thy);if(mac&&!menu[3]){thy.style.width=3D1+"px";ty.s=
tyle.width=3Dthy.offsetWidth+menu[6][9]+"px";typ[3]=3Dthy.offsetWidth}if(=
opera){ty.style.top=3Dmenu[4];if(lf=3D=3D0)lf=3Dmenu[4];typ[2]=3Dtyp[2]+(=
m42);if(menu[3])spos(ty,null,0,null,typ[3]);}spos(thy,0,lf,typ[2],typ[3])=
;lfL=3D0;if(menu[ac-1+(tc*5)]>0)lfL=3Dmenu[ac-1+(tc*5)];lf=3Dlf+typ[3]+lf=
L;}tw=3Dlf-lfL;th=3Dtyp[2];if(_d.compatMode=3D=3D"CSS1Compat"){}else{if(m=
ac){if(!_d.doctype){th=3Dth+(m42);tw=3Dtw+m42}}else =
if(_d.all&&!opera){tw=3Dtw+(m42);th=3Dth+(m42)}}if(opera)tw=3Dtw+(menu[4]=
)}else{if(ns6)tw=3Dmp[3]-(menu[4]*4);if(opera)tw=3Dmp[3]+(menu[6][9]*2)-(=
m42);}spos(mn,null,null,th,tw);if(ns6)th=3Dth+m42;if(menu[14]>-1){spos(gm=
obj("menuback"+mnu),null,null,th+(menu[14]*2),null)}}		=09
function =
sm(v1){menu=3Deval(v1);if(opera||ns6||menu[11])if(!menu[7]&&!menu[21][2])=
fixb(v1);ap=3Dgmobj(v1);if(flta)if(ap.filters[0])ap.filters[0].Apply();gm=
i++;if(!ns4)aps=3Dap.style; else =
aps=3Dap;aps.zIndex=3Dgmi;aps.visibility=3D'visible';if(flta)if(ap.filter=
s[0])ap.filters[0].Play();if(menu[17])SDiv(menu[17],0)}
function =
popup(mn,mpos){if(isNaN(mn)){for(a=3D1;a<menus;a++){if(mn=3D=3DMname[a])m=
n=3Da}}setpos();omv.visibility=3D'hide';clearTimeout(Mtimer);closeallmenu=
s();mtxt=3D'menu'+mn;mi=3Dgmstyle(mtxt);if(mpos){if(ns4)_d.captureEvents(=
Event.MOUSEMOVE);_d.onmousemove=3DgetMouseXY;mn=3Dgmobj(mtxt);ttop=3DMous=
eY+2;gp=3Dgpos(mn);if((ttop+gp[2])>wh+sy)ttop=3Dwh-gp[2]+sy;spos(mn,ttop,=
MouseX+2,null,null);}flta=3D0;if((_d.all&&_d.getElementById)&&!mac){ap=3D=
gmobj(mtxt);getflta(ap);}sm(mtxt);am=3Dmn}
function =
shl(lyr,el,s){clearTimeout(Mtimer);mt=3D_d.layers[lyr].document.layers.ev=
al("el"+el);omv.visibility=3D"hide";menu=3Deval(lyr);mt.visibility=3Ds;om=
v=3Dmt}
function popi(v1,lyr,el)
{
	subfound=3D0;
	nv1=3Dv1
	for(a=3D1;a<menus;a++)
	{
		if(v1.substring(10,99)=3D=3DMname[a])
		{
			v1=3D"show-menu"+a;
			subfound=3D1;
			a=3D999
		}
	}
	sel=3D"smenu=3D"+el+"#";
	if(!om)om=3Dlyr;
	clearTimeout(Mtimer);
	=
if(ns4){timo=3D_d.layers[lyr].document.layers.eval("el"+el).document.imag=
es[0]}else{timo=3Dgmobj("im"+el)}
	o_img=3D"";
=09
	if (timo)
	{
		o_img=3Dtimo.src;
		ima=3Do_img.split(".");
		enD=3Dima.length;
		=
if(ima[enD-2].indexOf("_over")=3D=3D-1)ima[enD-2]=3Dima[enD-2]+"_over";
		nsrc=3D"";
		for(eD=3D0;eD<enD;eD++){nsrc=3Dnsrc+ima[eD]+"."}
		nsrc=3Dnsrc.substring(0,nsrc.length-1);
		ta=3Dom.split(",");
		NI1=3Dnew Image();
		NI1.src=3Dnsrc;
		if(mac45){}else =
if(_d.all||ns6){if(NI1.complete)timo.src=3Dnsrc}else{if(NI1.width>0)timo.=
src=3Dnsrc}
	}

	container=3Deval(lyr);
	if(subfound)
	{
		v1=3Dv1.substring(5,99);
		menu=3Deval(v1);
		omnu=3Dv1;	=09
		mi=3Dgmobj(v1);
		gp=3Dgpos(gmobj(lyr));
		h3=3D"";
		if(container[11])h3=3D"h";
		=
if(ns4){tel=3Dgpos(_d.layers[lyr].document.layers.eval("el"+el))}else{tel=
=3Dgpos(gmobj(h3+"el"+el))}
		np=3Dgpos(mi);
		if(container[11])
		{
			if(!container[5])container[5]=3D"";
			if(!opera&&_d.all&&!mac)gp[1]=3Dgp[1]+container[4];
			if(ns6)
			{
				if(ns61)
				{
					gp[1]=3Dgp[1]+container[4];
				}
				else
				{
					gp[1]=3D-1;gp[0]=3Dgp[0]-container[4]
				}
			}
			if(mac)gp[0]=3Dgp[0]-container[4];
			if(container[5].indexOf("bottom")>=3D0)
			{
				tvar=3Dcontainer[1]
				if(!tvar)tvar=3D0;
				gp[0]=3Dgp[0]-np[2]-tel[2]
			}
			if(tel[1]+gp[1]+np[3]>ww+sx){gp[1]=3Dww-np[3]-tel[1]+sx;}
			mtop=3Dgp[0]+gp[2]-1;
			mleft=3Dtel[1]+gp[1];
			if(container[15])mleft=3Dmleft-np[3]+tel[3]+(container[4]*2)
			m1=3Dmenu[1];
			if(m1)
			{
				m1=3Dm1+"";
				if(m1.indexOf("offset=3D")=3D=3D0)
				{
					os=3Dm1.substr(7,99);
					mtop=3D(parseInt(os)+mtop);
				}
				else
				{
						if(m1)mtop=3DparseInt(m1);
				}
			}
			m2=3Dmenu[2];
			if(m2){m2=3Dm2+"";
			if(m2.indexOf("offset=3D")=3D=3D0)
			{
				os=3Dmenu[2].substr(7,99);
				mleft=3D(parseInt(os)+mleft);
			}
			else
			{
				if(m2)mleft=3Dm2;
			}
		}
		spos(mi,mtop,mleft-1,null,null);
		}
		else
		{
			if(!ns61&&ns6)tel[0]=3Dtel[0]-gp[0];
			nt=3Dtel[0]+gp[0]+suboffset_top;
			nl=3Dgp[1]+tel[3]-suboffset_left;
			if((gp[1]+gp[3]+np[3])>=3Dww){nl=3Dgp[1]-np[3]+suboffset_left}
			if(nt+np[2]>wh+sy){nt=3Dwh-np[2]+sy;}
			if(menu[1]>=3D0)nt=3Dmenu[1]
			if(menu[2]>=3D0)nl=3Dmenu[2]
		=09
			spos(mi,nt,nl,null,null);
		}
		om+=3D","+v1;
		if(ShM=3D=3D1)
		{
			sm(v1);
			if(!ns4)mi.style.visibility=3D"visible";
		}
	}
	else
	{
		frt=3Dv1.indexOf(" ")
		if(frt>0&&v1.indexOf("show-menu=3D")>-1)
		{
			lt=3DparseLink(v1, "target");
			if(lt)
			{
				v1=3Dv1.substring(10,frt);
				pf=3Dparent[lt];
				pf.mn=3Dpf.gmobj("menu"+pf.getMenuByName(v1));
				menu=3Deval(lyr);
				gp=3Dgpos(gmobj(lyr));
				h3=3D"";
				if(container[11])h3=3D"h";
				=
if(ns4){mp=3Dgpos(_d.layers[lyr].document.layers.eval("el"+el))}else{mp=3D=
gpos(gmobj(h3+"el"+el))}
				if(menu[11])
				{				=09
					fTop=3Dpf.sy;
					fLeft=3Dgp[1]+mp[1]+Frames_Top_Offset;
				}
				else
				{
					fTop=3Dpf.sy+gp[0]+mp[0];
					fLeft=3D100
				}
				pf.spos(pf.mn,fTop,fLeft-100,null,null);
				pf.popup(v1);
				closeallmenus();
			}
		}
		else if(frt>0)
		{
			lt=3DparseLink(v1, "target");
			if(lt)
			{
				v1=3Dv1.substring(10,frt);
				close_el(v1)
				pf=3Dparent[lt];
				if(pf)pf.closeallmenus();
			}
		}
	=09
	}
	ta=3Dom.split(",")
	strt=3D0;
	for(a=3D0;a<ta.length;a++)
	{
		if (ta[a]=3D=3Dv1)strt=3D0;
		if (strt)
		{
			if(ta[a])
			{
				hll=3Dlyr;
				hel=3Del;
				close_el(el);
				tmnu=3Deval(ta[a])
				if(tmnu[17]&&!menu[17])SDiv(tmnu[17],1)
				SDiv(ta[a],0)
			}
		ta[a]=3D""
		}
		if(ta[a]=3D=3Dlyr)strt=3D1;
	}
	mmenu=3Deval(lyr)
	if(mmenu[7]&&lyr!=3Dta[0])
	{
		closeallmenus();
		if(v1=3D=3Dta[ta.length-1])
		{
			if(ns4)shl(lyr,el,'show');
			tmnu=3Deval(v1)
			if(tmnu[17])SDiv(tmnu[17],0)
			SDiv(v1,1)
		}
		if(nv1.indexOf("target=3D")>0)
		{
		}
		else
		{
			popi(nv1,lyr,el);
			return
		}
	}
	om=3D""
	mdisp=3D0
	for(a=3D0;a<ta.length;a++)
	{
		if(ta[a]=3D=3Dlyr)frs=3Da
		if(ta[a]=3D=3Dv1)fre=3Da
		if (mdisp||(a>frs&&a<fre))
		{
			if (ta[a]&&ta[a]!=3Dv1)
			{
				SDiv(ta[a],0)
				close_el(el);
				if(ns4)shl(lyr,el,'hide');
			}
		}
		else
		{
			if(ta[a])om+=3Dta[a]+",";
		}
		if (v1=3D=3Dta[a])mdisp=3D1
	}=09
}


function hl()
{	=09
	arg=3Dhl.arguments;
	hlnk=3Darg[1];
	am=3D" "+a;am=3Dam.length-1;subimg=3D"";arg[0]+=3D""
	if(ns6){dwd=3Darg[2][9]*2}else{dwd=3D0}
	if(ns4){if(el=3D=3D0){st=3D"<style =
type=3D\"text/css\">A.m{text-decoration:none;}</style>";_d.write(st);oato=
p=3Datop;}else{mtl=3D_d.layers[omnu].document.layers.eval("el"+(el-1));
	=
if(oatop=3D=3Datop){atop+=3Dmtl.clip.height}else{atop=3Dmenu[4];}oatop=3D=
atop}if(menu[11]){atop=3Dmenu[4];if(oaleft=3D=3Daleft){aleft+=3Dmtl.clip.=
width+arg[8]}else{aleft=3Dmenu[4];oaleft=3Daleft}oaleft=3Daleft}else{alef=
t=3Dmenu[4];}}
	=
if(hlnk.substring(0,5)=3D=3D"show-"){arg[1]=3Darg[1].toLowerCase();if(arg=
[7]=3D=3Dhlnk) if(arg[6])arg[7]=3Darg[6];else arg[7]=3D"";hlnk=3D"#";if =
(arg[6]+" "!=3D"undefined ")hlnk=3Darg[6];}
	pI=3D"popi('"+arg[1]+"','"+arg[5]+"',"+el+");"
	=
if(arg[1].substring(0,5)=3D=3D"show-"&&(!menu[11]||menu[6][16])&&(menu[11=
]||menu[6][10])){im++;ims=3D"im"+im+"_"+a+"_"+el+"_"+arg[5];ti=3Darg[2][1=
0];if(menu[6][16]&&menu[11])ti=3Dmenu[6][16];if(ns4){sti=3D"<img =
border=3D0 src=3D"+ti+">";subimg=3D"<layer =
id=3D"+ims+">"+sti+"</layer>";}else{subimg=3D"<img id=3D"+ims+" =
style=3D\"position:absolute;\" =
onmouseover=3D\"gmobj('el"+el+"').onmouseover();\" =
onmouseout=3D\"gmobj('el"+el+"').onmouseout();\" border=3D0 =
src=3D"+ti+">"};imar[im]=3Dims;}omp=3Dmp;ofc=3Darg[2][0];ofb=3Darg[2][1];=
onc=3Darg[2][2];onb=3Darg[2][3];ltarg=3D" =
";lOnfunc=3D"";lOffunc=3D"";ltype=3D"";lalign=3Dmenu[8];if(!lalign)lalign=
=3D"left"
	if(hlnk.indexOf(" ")>0)
	{
		_al=3DparseLink(hlnk,"align");if(_al)lalign=3D_al;
		ltarg=3DparseLink(hlnk,"target");
		if(ltarg)ltarg=3D" target=3D"+ltarg
		lOnfunc=3DparseLink(hlnk,"onfunction")+";";
		lOffunc=3DparseLink(hlnk,"offfunction")+";";
		ltype=3DparseLink(hlnk,"type");
		tofc=3DparseLink(hlnk,"offfontcolor");if(tofc)(ofc=3DcHexColor(tofc))
		tofb=3DparseLink(hlnk,"offbackcolor");if(tofb)(ofb=3DcHexColor(tofb))
		tonc=3DparseLink(hlnk,"onfontcolor");if(tonc)(onc=3DcHexColor(tonc))
		tonb=3DparseLink(hlnk,"onbackcolor");if(tonb)(onb=3DcHexColor(tonb))
		hlnk=3DparseLink(hlnk,"link");
	}
=09
	if(!ofb&&(mac||opera))ofb=3D"transparent"
=09
	if(arg[7]+""=3D=3D"undefined"){arg[7]=3Dhlnk}
	if(ltype=3D=3D"form"){onc=3Dofc;onb=3Dofb;mp=3D"default"}
	=
if(ltype=3D=3D"header"&&arg[2][17]){ofc=3Darg[2][17];ofb=3Darg[2][18];onc=
=3Darg[2][17];onb=3Darg[2][18];mp=3D"default"}
	smO=3D"ShM=3D1;";smC=3D"";
	if(menu[16]=3D=3D1){smO=3D"";hlnk=3D"javascript:ShM=3D1;"+pI}
	=
if(hlp[14])if(location.href.indexOf(hlnk)>=3D0&&(hlnk.substr(-1,1)!=3D"/"=
)){smc=3Del}
	=
if(hlnk!=3D"#"&&smc=3D=3Del&&arg[2][14]){ofc=3Darg[2][14];ofb=3Darg[2][15=
];}
	=
if(ltype=3D=3D"form"||hlnk=3D=3D"#"||ltype=3D=3D"header"){mp=3D"default";=
if(ns4){hlnk=3D"<a ";}else{hlnk=3D" "}}else{if(ns4){hlnk=3D"<a =
href=3D\""+hlnk+"\" "+ltarg}else{hlnk=3D"<a href=3D\""+hlnk+"\" "+ltarg =
+ " style=3D'text-decoration:none;'>"}}
	pd=3D"popdn(this," + el + ", '" + arg[5] + "', '"+arg[1]+"', '"+ofb+"', =
'"+ofc+"');"
	if(arg[0].indexOf("<img")>=3D0)
	{
		if(menu[11]&&ns6)ns6hif=3D1
		ipos=3Darg[0].indexOf("<img");
		arg[0]=3Darg[0].substr(0,ipos+4)+" =
onclick=3D\"gmobj('el"+el+"').click()\" id=3Dim"+el+" "+ =
arg[0].substr(ipos+5,900);
	}
	if(!isNaN(arg[2][5]))arg[2][5]+=3D"px"
	if(ns4){
		rsp=3D""
	=09
		tdwd=3D" width=3D"+menu[3]
		if(lalign=3D=3D"left")tdwd=3D""
		if (lalign=3D=3D"right") rsp=3D"<td height=3D-1></td>"
		ls=3D"<table border=3D0 cellpadding=3D"+arg[2][9]+" =
cellspacing=3D0><tr><td height=3D-1 align=3D"+lalign+tdwd+">"+hlnk+" =
style=3D'color:"
		=
le=3D";text-decoration:none;font-size:"+arg[2][5]+";font-weight:"+arg[2][=
7]+";font-family:"+arg[2][8]+"' =
onmouseover=3D\"status=3D'"+arg[7]+"';\">"+arg[0]+"</a>"+subimg+"</td>"+r=
sp+"</tr></table></layer>"
		if(menu[11])nswid=3Dmenu[3]; else nswid=3D(menu[3]-(menu[4]*2))
		lv=3D" left=3D"+aleft+" width=3D"+nswid+" top=3D"+atop
		nsofb=3D"";if(ofb)nsofb=3D" BGColor=3D"+ofb
		nsonb=3D"";if(onb)nsonb=3D" BGColor=3D"+onb
		mt=3D"<layer id=3Dmel"+el+lv+" "+nsofb+" =
onmouseover=3D\""+smO+"shl('"+arg[5]+"',"+el+",'show');"+pI+" =
"+lOnfunc+";return stch('"+arg[7]+"');\">"+ls+ofc+le
		mt+=3D"<layer id=3Del"+el+lv+" "+nsonb+" =
onmouseover=3D\"clearTimeout(Mtimer);"+pI+"ltarg=3D'"+ltarg+"'; =
nshl=3D'"+arg[1]+"'; this.captureEvents(Event.CLICK); =
this.onClick=3Ddc;\" onmouseout=3D\""+pd+"; "+lOffunc+"; return =
stch('');\" visibility=3Dhidden >"+ls+onc+le
	}else{
		mt=3D"";
		if(menu[11]){bgc=3Dhlp[4];if(hlp[11])bgc=3Dhlp[12];
		mt+=3D"<div id=3Dhel"+el+" =
style=3D\"background-color:'"+ofb+"';width:"+(menu[3]-menu[4])+"px;positi=
on:absolute;top:0;left:"+dlft+";\">";dlft=3Ddlft+menu[3]-(menu[4]*2)+menu=
[4]}	=09
		rsp=3D0;if (lalign=3D=3D"right") rsp=3D7;	=09
		mt+=3Dhlnk
		dw=3D(menu[3]-(2*menu[4]+dwd))
		if(dw+" "=3D=3D"NaN "){dw=3D""}else{dw=3D"width:"+dw+"px"}
		if(!menu[3]&&ie4)dw=3D"width:1px";
		if(menu[11]&&opera){dw=3D"position:absolute;"}
		if(isNaN(arg[2][9]))
		{
			padd=3Darg[2][9]
		}
		else
		{
			psp=3Darg[2][9]+"px "
			padd=3Dpsp+psp+psp+psp
		}
		if(menu[11]&&menu[3]>0)dw=3D"position:absolute;width:"+menu[3]+"px"
		mt+=3D"<div valign=3Dtop align=3D"+lalign+" id=3Del"+el+" =
style=3D\""+dw+";padding:"+padd+";font-weight:"+arg[2][7]+";font-style:"+=
arg[2][6]+";font-family:"+arg[2][8]+";font-size:"+arg[2][5]+";color:"+ofc=
+";background-color:"+ofb+";\""
		mt+=3D" =
onMouseOver=3D\"this.style.background"+bgt+"=3D'"+onb+"';style.color=3D'"=
+onc+"';this.style.cursor=3D'"+mp+"';"+smO+"; "+pI+";"+lOnfunc+";return =
stch('"+arg[7]+"');\""
		mt+=3D" onMouseOut=3D\"rep_img(); "+pd+";"+lOffunc+"; return =
stch('');\">"
		mt+=3Darg[0]+"</div>";
		mt+=3D"</a>";if (menu[11]){mt+=3D"</div>"}
		mt+=3Dsubimg	=09
	}
	mp=3Domp
	_d.write(mt);el++;
}


function dmenu(mnu){
	menu=3Deval(mnu);=09
	menu[21]=3Dnew Array()
	if(menu[7]){parr[parr.length]=3Dmnu.substr(4,3);}
	atop=3Dmenu[4];
	if(!atop)atop=3D0;
	hlp=3Dmenu[6];
	if(!menu[4])menu[4]=3D0;
	if(ns4)eq=3D"=3D"; else eq=3D":"
	for(z=3D0;z<19;z++)
	{
		if(z=3D=3D5)z=3D12;
		if(z=3D=3D16)z++;
		if(hlp[z]&&hlp[z].charAt(0)!=3D"#")hlp[z]=3DcHexColor(hlp[z]);
	}=09
	if(menu[14]>-1){if(_d.layers)_d.write("<layer id=3Dmenuback"+mnu+" =
top=3D"+(menu[1]-menu[14])+" height=3D21 width=3D100% left=3D0 =
bgcolor=3D"+hlp[1]+"></layer>");else	_d.write("<div id=3Dmenuback"+mnu+" =
style=3D\"position:absolute;top:"+(menu[1]-menu[14])+"px;width:100%;heigh=
t:2px;background-color:"+hlp[1]+"\">&nbsp;</div>")}
	if(el)ns6c=3D3;else =
ns6c=3D2;ns6w=3D0;if(menu[8]=3D=3D"right"&&ns6)ns6w=3D7;
	if (menu[3]<1)menu[3]=3D"undefined"
	if(ns4)
	{
		thw=3Dmenu[3]
		if(menu[11])
		{
			ic=3D(menu.length-ac)/5;
			thw=3D(menu[3]*ic)-(menu[4]*ic)+menu[4]
		}
		bgc=3D"";
		if(hlp[4])bgc=3D"bgColor=3D"+hlp[4]
		if (hlp[11])
		{
			bgc=3D"bgColor=3D"+hlp[13]
		}
		mt=3D"<layer z-index=3D19 visibility=3Dhidden "+bgc+" id=3D"+mnu+" =
top=3D"+menu[1]+" left=3D"+menu[2]+" width=3D"+thw+">"
	=09
		if (hlp[11])
		{
			mt+=3D"<layer bgcolor=3D"+hlp[12]+" top=3D0 left=3D0 height=3D2 =
width=3D100%></layer>"
		}
		mt+=3D"<layer id=3D"+mnu+"3d bgcolor=3D"+hlp[12]+" top=3D0 left=3D0 =
height=3D0 width=3D2></layer>"
	}
	else
	{
		iedf=3D"";if(!opera&&!mac&&_d.all&&menu[9])
		{
		iedf=3D" =
filter:";flt=3Dmenu[9].split("\;");for(fx=3D0;fx<flt.length;fx++){iedf+=3D=
" progid:DXImageTransform.Microsoft."+flt[fx]}}
		if(!hlp[4]&&(mac||opera))hlp[4]=3D"transparent"
		if (hlp[11]){brd =3D "border:solid "+menu[4]+"px; =
border-left-color:"+hlp[12]+";border-top-color:"+hlp[12]+";border-bottom-=
color:"+hlp[13]+";border-right-color:"+hlp[13]+";"}else{brd =3D =
"border:solid "+menu[4]+"px; =
border-left-color:"+hlp[4]+";border-top-color:"+hlp[4]+";border-bottom-co=
lor:"+hlp[4]+";border-right-color:"+hlp[4]+";"}
		mt=3D"<div id=3D"+mnu+" =
style=3D\""+iedf+";z-index:19;visibility:hidden;"+brd+"position:absolute;=
background-Color:"+hlp[4]+";width:"+(menu[3]+ns6w)+"px;left:"+menu[2]+"px=
;top:"+menu[1]+"px;\">"
	}
=09
	_d.write(mt)
	x=3D0;
	dlft=3D0
	aleft=3D0;
	for(b=3Dac;b<menu.length;b++)
	{
		b=3Db+4
		if(menu[b-3]=3D=3D""){menu[b-3]=3D"#"}
		menu[b-3]=3Dmenu[b-3].replace(/\"/gi, "&quot;")
		if(menu[b-2])menu[b-2]=3Dmenu[b-2].replace(/\"/gi, "&quot;")
		hl(menu[b-4], menu[b-3],hlp,100,100,mnu,menu[b-2],menu[b-1],menu[b-5])
		txt=3D"";
	=09
		sbgc=3DparseLink(menu[b-3],"separatorcolor");
		if(!sbgc)sbgc=3DparseLink(menu[b-2],"separatorcolor");
	=09
		if(ns4)
		{
			if (!menu[11])
			{
				if (menu[b]&&b<menu.length-1)
				{
					mt=3D_d.layers[mnu].document.layers.eval("el"+(el-1))
					x=3Datop+mt.clip.height
					//sbgc=3DparseLink(menu[b-3],"separatorcolor");
					if(sbgc)bgc=3D"bgcolor=3D"+sbgc;
					if(!hlp[11])x++
					txt=3D"<layer top=3D"+(x-2)+" left=3D"+menu[4]+" =
height=3D"+menu[b]+" "+bgc+" width=3D"+mt.clip.width+" =
onmouseover=3D\"clearTimeout(Mtimer)\" ></layer>"
					if(hlp[11]){txt+=3D"<layer top=3D"+(x-1)+" left=3D"+menu[4]+" =
height=3D1 bgcolor=3D"+hlp[12]+" width=3D"+mt.clip.width+"></layer>"
					}
				}
			}
		}=20
		else=09
		{		=09
			=
mbw=3Dmenu[b];bc=3Dhlp[4];bl=3D"";oc=3D"";if(opera){bl=3D"left:0;";oc=3D"=
_d.getElementById('el"+el+"').style.background=3D'"+hlp[1]+"';_d.getEleme=
ntById('el"+el+"').style.color=3D'"+hlp[0]+"'";if(opera&&mbw=3D=3D0){mbw=3D=
1;bc=3Dhlp[1];bl+=3D"width:"+menu[3]-menu[4]+"px"}else{if(menu[4]=3D=3D1)=
ocv=3D4;bl+=3D"width:"+(menu[3]+(menu[6][9]*2)-menu[4])+"px"}}		=09
			if(b+1=3D=3Dmenu.length)mbw=3D0;
			if(mbw>0)
			{
				if (!menu[11])
				{
					dwid=3D(menu[3]-(menu[4]*2))
					=
if((_d.all&&_d.compatMode=3D=3D"CSS1Compat")||(mac&&_d.doctype))dwid=3Dme=
nu[3]+(menu[6][9]*2)-(menu[4]*2)
					if (hlp[11]&&mbw=3D=3D1)
					{
						txt=3D"<div onmouseout=3D\""+oc+"\" =
onmouseover=3D\"clearTimeout(Mtimer)\" style=3D\"position:relative\">"
						txt+=3D"<div style=3D\"border-top:1px solid "+hlp[13]+"; =
background-color:"+hlp[12]+"; =
width:"+dwid+"px;position:absolute;clip:rect(0 100% 2px =
0);height:1px;"+bl+"\">"
						txt+=3D"</div>\n</div>"
					}
					else
					{=09
						//sbgc=3DparseLink(menu[b-3],"separatorcolor");
						//sbgc=3DparseLink(menu[b-3],"separatorcolor");
						if(!sbgc)sbgc=3Dbc;
						txt=3D"<div style=3D\"position:relative;\">";
						txt+=3D"<div onmouseout=3D\"popdn();"+oc+"\" =
onmouseover=3D\"clearTimeout(Mtimer)\" =
style=3D\"background-color:"+sbgc+";width:"+dwid+"px;position:absolute;"
						txt+=3D"clip:rect(0 100% "+mbw+"px 0);height:"+mbw+"px;"+bl+"\">"
						txt+=3D"</div>"
						txt+=3D"</div>"
					}
				}
			}
		=09
		}
		_d.write(txt);
		omnu=3Dmnu;
		mt=3D""
	}
	oatop=3D-1;
	if (ns4){mt=3D"</layer>"}else{mt+=3D"</div>\n</div>"}
	_d.write(mt)
	if (ns4)
	{
		ml=3Dgmobj(mnu)
		ml.clip.height +=3D menu[4]
		ml3d=3D_d.layers[mnu].document.layers.eval(mnu+"3d")
		if (hlp[11])ml3d.clip.height=3Dml.clip.height
	}
	menu[21][1]=3Del
}
function =
checs(e){stopchec=3D1;for(a=3D1;a<menus;a++){menu=3Deval("menu"+a);if(men=
u[10]>0){stopchec=3D0;if =
(df!=3D0||osy!=3Dsy){mi=3Dgmobj("menu"+a);tm=3Dgpos(mi);mit=3Dtm[0];if(is=
NaN(menu[1]))menu[1]=3D0;df=3DparseInt(menu[1])+sy-mit;nt=3Ddf/followspee=
d;of1=3Dnt.toString();ofr=3Dof1.split("\.");if(ofr[1]+" =
"=3D=3D"undefined =
")ofr[1]=3D0;ofrac=3Dofrac+parseInt(ofr[1]);if(mac&&parseInt(nt)=3D=3D0){=
clearTimeout(pu);return;}if(ofrac>10){ofrac=3Dofrac-10;if(df>=3D0){nt++}e=
lse{nt--}}spos(mi,mit+nt,null,null,null)}else{clearTimeout(pu);return;}os=
y=3Dsy}}if(stopchec){osy=3Dsy;return}pu=3DsetTimeout('checs()',followrate=
);}
function PlaceMenu(mn){if(ns4||ns6)pos=3D"relative";else =
pos=3D"absolute";mnt=3D"<div id=3D\""+mn+"DIV\" =
style=3D\"width:1;height:1;position:"+pos+"\"></div>";menu=3Deval("menu"+=
getMenuByName(mn));menu[21][0]=3Dmn+"DIV";_d.write(mnt)}
function =
setpos(){for(a=3D1;a<menus;a++){menu=3Deval("menu"+a);if(menu[21][0]){gm=3D=
gmobj(menu[21][0]);if(ns4){ntp=3Dgm.pageY;nlp=3Dgm.pageX}else{gp=3Dgpos(g=
m);ntp=3Dgp[0];nlp=3Dgp[1]}mn=3Dgmobj("menu"+a);mnp=3Dgpos(mn);if(ntp=3D=3D=
0)ntp=3Dnull;if(nlp=3D=3D0)nlp=3Dnull;spos(mn,ntp,nlp,null,null);}else{if=
(!menu[5])menu[5]=3D"";if =
(menu[5].indexOf("left")!=3D-1||menu[5].indexOf("center")!=3D-1||menu[5].=
indexOf("right")!=3D-1){mn=3Dgmobj("menu"+a);mnp=3Dgpos(mn);mnw=3Dmnp[3];=
nlp=3D((ww-mnw)/2);if(menu[5].indexOf("right")!=3D-1)nlp=3Dww-mnw;if(menu=
[5].indexOf("left")!=3D-1)nlp=3D1;ts=3Dmenu[2]+"";if(ts.indexOf("offset=3D=
")=3D=3D0){os=3Dts.substr(7,99);nlp=3Dnlp+parseInt(os)}spos(mn,null,nlp,n=
ull,null)}if(menu[5].indexOf("top")!=3D-1||menu[5].indexOf("bottom")!=3D-=
1||menu[5].indexOf("middle")!=3D-1){mn=3Dgmobj("menu"+a);mnp=3Dgpos(mn);m=
nh=3Dmnp[2];if(opera)mnh=3Dmn.style.pixelHeight;nlp=3Dwh-mnh;if(menu[5].i=
ndexOf("middle")!=3D-1)nlp=3D((wh-mnh)/2);if(menu[5].indexOf("top")!=3D-1=
)nlp=3D1;ts=3Dmenu[1]+"";if(ts.indexOf("offset=3D")=3D=3D0){os=3Dts.subst=
r(7,99);mnp=3Dgpos(mn);nlp=3Dnlp+parseInt(os)}if(menu[10]){menu[1]=3Dnlp;=
nlp=3Dnlp+sy}spos(mn,nlp,null,null,null)}}}}
function =
MScan(){sy=3Dself.pageYOffset;sx=3Dself.pageXOffset;if(opera){ww=3Dwindow=
.innerWidth;wh=3Dwindow.innerHeight}else =
if(_d.all){sy=3D_d.body.scrollTop;sx=3D_d.body.scrollLeft;if(sy=3D=3D0&&!=
ie4&&!mac)sy=3D_d.documentElement.scrollTop;if(_d.compatMode=3D=3D"CSS1Co=
mpat"){ww=3Ddocument.documentElement.clientWidth;wh=3Ddocument.documentEl=
ement.clientHeight}else{ww=3D_d.body.clientWidth;wh=3D_d.body.clientHeigh=
t}}else{if(ns4){ww=3Dself.innerWidth-16;wh=3Dself.innerHeight-17}else{ww=3D=
_d.body.offsetWidth;if(!ww)ww=3Dself.innerWidth-15;ww--;wh=3Dself.innerHe=
ight;}}if(MLoaded>1&&oww>0&&(ns4||opera)&&(owh!=3Dwh||oww!=3Dww)){if(nsma=
tch)location.reload()}if(MLoaded=3D=3D1&&owh=3D=3Dwh&&oww=3D=3Dww)nsmatch=
=3D1;if(opera)nsmatch=3D1;if(sy!=3Dosy)checs();if(MLoaded=3D=3D1||(owh!=3D=
wh||oww!=3Dww)){setpos();sis();MLoaded=3D2;}if(MLoaded){oww=3Dww;owh=3Dwh=
;}mspu=3DsetTimeout('MScan()',250)}
function Minit(){
	el=3D0;df=3D-1;
	if ((_d.all&&_d.getElementById)&&!mac) document.write("<script>function =
getflta(ap){try{if(ap.filters){flta=3D1}}catch(e){}}</script>");=09
	for(x=3D0;x<parr.length;x++){popup(parr[x]);fixb("menu"+parr[x])}
	MScan();
	if(ns4)_d.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEMOVE);_d.onmousemove=3DgetMouseXY;
}
for(a=3D1;a<menus;a++){dmenu("menu"+a)}
if(mac45)Oload=3Dwindow.onLoad; else Oload=3Dwindow.onload;
function =
mOL(){if(!ns61&&ns6||ns6hif){Minit()}MLoaded=3D1;if(Oload)Oload();MScan()=
}
if(!ns61&&ns6||ns6hif){window.onload=3DmOL;}else{Minit();window.onload=3D=
mOL;}



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